Brace Yourselves for Two New Patti LaBelle Walmart Desserts

Watch out, world. Patti LaBelle has been in the kitchen again serving up some of her famous desserts. After her Sweet Potato Pie skyrocketed to success last November, resulting in empty shelves and sweet-toothed fans scalping them at high costs, Walmart decided to offer the limited edition item year-round. They are…
Holy Crap, Guy Fieri's 'Cheesecake Challenge' Dessert Is Harrowing
The new menu of the Las Vegas restaurant belonging to celebrity douche-chef Guy Fieri has already made several heaving rounds on the internet, and while many have the courage to laugh at such offerings as pepperoni wrapped breadsticks known as Guy-talian Fondue Dippers, few have the courage to try them. And even fewer…
Finally: The Girl Scout Cookie Finding App of Your Dreams
In the old days, childless adults who wanted to get their Thin Mint on would have to seek out Girl Scout Cookies the ancient way: by approaching strange children on the street and asking them if they had any cookies, or by hanging out near elementary schools after the closing bell rang in hopes that one of the little…
Barefoot Contessa: The Time Ina Had Multiple Foodgasms
The Pie, Ascendant
The headline of this New York Times story should strike gladness into the heart of any Team Pie member: "Pie to Cupcake: Time's Up." Them's fighting words.
The Next Trendy Dessert That You Won't Stop Hearing About
Whoopie Pies? Macarons? So three months ago. The latest star of the bakery case? Our money's on truck-stop staple Moon Pies.
Chocolate Is Good For Your Pregnancy
Attention women: Your so-called vice might just save your baby. According to researchers, women who fit the tired Cathy chocoholic stereotype are at a greatly reduced risk for developing pre-eclampsia than women who avoid foods with cocoa completely.
You Decide: What's The Next "It" Sweet?
Pie has beaten cake, but the arrival of (reportedly mobbed) urban pie shops can only mean the beginning of the end. And cupcakes are spawning backlash. A number of contenders have arisen, but what's the real next sweet treat trend?
The Most Unhealthy/Awesome/Gross Desserts Money Can Buy
The Daily Beast presents a list of the 40 most unhealthy of all chain desserts: whether you take this as a prohibition or a handy map is up to you! We'll just say: #27's N/A on grounds of grossness. [TheDailyBeast]
Cupcake Diplomacy
America's sweetest ambassador has hit the Middle East: Sugar Daddy's cupcake bakery now has three locations. Specialty flavors include "Blind Date, a sticky date cupcake with cream cheese frosting, and Ramadan cupcakes in flavors like pistachio with orange-blossom frosting." [NYT]
And Eat It, Too
Leslie F. Miller's Let Me Eat Cake chronicles her cake addiction, the cult of cakes, and the history of cake. With, obviously, recipes. [WSJ]
Just Desserts
We aren't the types who think that desserts are "sinful," but the recipes on Porn Bread kinda are. It's a site that gives DIY instructions on how to make sexed-up treats like Dirty Sanchez cookies, Viagra cupcakes, penis pretzels, "Jiggly Gelatin Boobs", Kama Sutra gingerbread cookies, and much more. [Porn Bread]