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sylvie calls shotgun!!
10/14/09

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If you prick us, do we not bleed?

If you tickle us, do we not laugh?

If you pull our finger, do we not fart?
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elsbels
10/14/09

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His monologue about Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith and his own past as an alcoholic is the first talk show monologue that had me crying. In fact, I have it favorited (is that a word?) on youtube and I cry everytime I see it. "Just, let me go, Tommy..."
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
10/14/09

@elsbels: That was an excellent monologue. I liked his thing about it not being a drinking problem, it was a thinking problem.
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Jack_Burton
10/14/09

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To "crop-dust" is as American as apple pie.
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chinaplate
10/14/09

@Jack_Burton:
I never got this expression (not crop-dusting). I know that it doesn't suggest that other countries don't eat and revere apple pie because obviously they do. Apple pie is a pretty national dish of England and the Netherlands, to name a couple. I just don't understand what it IS about apple pie that Americans feel to be American at all? Is there some kind of metaphor to it?
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AliKerimBey
10/14/09

@chinaplate:

"The expression "as American as apple pie" wasn't the product of an overzealous imagination. Apple dishes of one kind or another could be found at practically every colonial meal, especially in New England. The apple was made into pies and fritters and puddings and slumps, literally a host of dishes. The colonists had inherited some of their taste for apples from the British along with many of the British recipes, but many other dishes were the products of American invention."
---Apples: History, Folklore, Horticulture, and Gastronomy, Peter Wynne [Hawthorn:New York] 1975 (p. 24)

"When you say that something is "as American as apple pie," what you're really saying is that the item came to this country from elsewhere and was transformed into a distinctly American experience."
---As American as Apple Pie, John Lehndorff, American Pie Council.
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badmutha
10/14/09

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He is so damn funny, I can't watch him without laughing my ass off. "Their faces were a mask of inscrutability."
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BlondeGoddess
10/14/09

@badmutha: Basically, he could read a telephone book and that yummy accent would still get me going.
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BabyJane
10/14/09

@badmutha: He's a gas!
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badmutha
10/14/09

@BabyJane: BAHAHAHAH!!
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clevernamehere
04/16/09

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Heather Thompson doesn't seem to understand the word trophy wife. Just being married to a rich man doesn't make you a trophy wife, I don't think anyone has ever called Melinda Gates a trophy wife. A trophy wife is a woman a rich man married soley for her looks.
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neatgrl
04/16/09

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I really don't want to see Rudy with her boyfriend.

Also, strange as this is...I'm actually sort of happy that David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are back together
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coffee milk
04/16/09

@neatgrl: Me neither. Unless that boyfriend is Buuuuud.
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
04/16/09

@coffee milk: omg buuuudddd!
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nessalicious
04/16/09

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I love you Zac Efron, I agree that you don't need to keep people updated with your actions constantly. Well done you! I'm terribly proud of you.
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TessDuberville
04/16/09

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Wow. Every story I've read about a celeb making a donation to a cause over the last few weeks have had some people crying "not enough", "vanity project". Talk about damned if you do and damned if you don't. Maybe sometimes, the agenda is just to help people?

I'm pretty sure those getting the funds are appreciative of both the money and that others care enough to do so, and could care less about the motivations behind the donations.

And really, before you start complaining about someone giving "only" $500,000, you should ask yourself what you're doing to try to help those who are not so fortunate as yourself. If you're not making some attempt to make a differnece, I don't think you should be wanking on those who are.
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/16/09

@BoomBoomBoo: I really find it gross to criticize charity. Thanks for discussing it eloquently.
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megnificent
04/16/09

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I just loooove how Hulk Hogan keeps going on and on about how evil his ex and her younger boyfriend are...while conveniently ignoring the fact that he is paying his own much younger girlfriend $4,000 a month to be his "personal assistant." Duties include shaving his back.
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kaiwhakamarie
04/16/09

@megnificent: Ew, really?

I met him once, at the Atlanta Airport. I was pretty taken aback not only by how tall he is, but by the fact that he was oiled (in a suit!) and sporting a spray-on beard - seriously. Up close, it's totally just paint.

This was like, 7 years ago, so I can't imagine, don't WANT to imagine, what he looks like up close and personal now.

When I was a kid he was one of my heroes. Now he's just a schmuck.
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AuntieBee
04/16/09

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You know, I'm not sure I feel comfortable using "bash" as a synonym for "party" in this context: Lady GaGa rocked the gay bash...
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elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
04/16/09

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Well, shaving my legs yesterday was evidently a lost cause because the Harry Potter trailer just gave me shivery goosebumps. DAMN.
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brinkswomanship
04/16/09

@elitza bleeds Cubbie blue: Dude, I cannot wait. That preview looks amazing. THREE MONTHS! *squeals*
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brinkswomanship
04/16/09

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So what do we think AYSF stands for?

Ashtanga Yoga San Francisco

All Your Sexual Fantasies!

Are You Someone Famous?

Addicted to Your Sex Forever
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poires et poireaux
04/16/09

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I want to hang out with Peaches and write power ballads in a skeleton costume. Pleae?
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nessalicious
04/16/09

@poires et poireaux: I hung out with Peaches on the weekend! She was tiny, and nice! And I met her mum, also tiny and nice.
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poires et poireaux
04/16/09

@nessalicious: So jealous! Peaches taught my friend music when she was a kid. She sounds so awesome.
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nessalicious
04/16/09

@poires et poireaux: My hairdresser does her hair so I was roped into helping at the show and I can see how she would have been an amazing teacher, she was so calm and nice! Even when bathed in sweat and make-up. Still totally awesome though.
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cuteasabutton
04/16/09

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Can someone please explain to me why celebrities seem to have so much trouble with using teh interwebz? It seems to be an epidemic of some sort, not knowing how to use email, or understand social networking. Anyone would think it was the 1990's!
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poires et poireaux
04/16/09

@cuteasabutton is cynical and sarcastical.: I'm guessing there'd be some hesitation because they'd find crazy bad gossip about themselves somewhere. Or perhaps, they're just really really busy. I dunno.
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HarpMadness
04/16/09

@cuteasabutton is cynical and sarcastical.: It is odd, isn't it? So many of those quotes are things that I hear from my 67 year old mother on a regular basis.
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kontrolle
04/16/09

@cuteasabutton is cynical and sarcastical.: I'm guessing it's because they don't have to spend seven hours a day sitting on a slightly off balanced, decades old "ergonomic" office chair in front of a too bright computer monitor trying to distract themselves from their barely above minimum wage, utterly tedious and soul crushingly, bone achingly, just plain sadistically dull job. But that's just one optimist's opinion. :)
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cuteasabutton
04/16/09

@poires et poireaux: I can understand that. And perhaps too busy. But it just seems weird!
@HarpMadness: Well my Mum seems to have a better grasp of it than they do and that's saying something! Love ya Mum!
@kontrolle: True that! But they are all smart people supposedly, and have interest in current technologies and blackberry's etc.
I don't understand it, but whatevs makes them happy!
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/16/09

@kontrolle: I gave you a heart for that.
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gangey
04/16/09

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I know it is a typo, but the item about Rudy's reality show with her "live-on" boyfriend made me giggle. I picture a wee little Rudy, sleeping in his pocket and riding around on his shoulder. Like Sophie with the BFG, I guess.

I would watch that show.
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