​Diane Guerrero Describes Life After Her Parents' Deportation

At age 14, Diane Guerrero—who you probably know as Maritza Ramos in Orange is the New Black—came home from school one day to a completely empty house after her Colombian immigrant parents and older brother were taken into custody by immigration officers, set to be deported. In a touching op-ed piece for LA Times, the… » 11/15/14 3:30pm 11/15/14 3:30pm

America May Begin to Grant Asylum to Domestic Violence Victims

A United States Justice Department’s board has approved granting asylum to domestic violence victims. The decision comes after a Guatemalan woman argued to stay in the States where she fled to escape her abusive husband in 2005. » 8/28/14 3:20pm 8/28/14 3:20pm

Canadian Rapscallion Justin Bieber Should Be Deported, Says American Guy

Justin Bieber, the Menace from Manitoba, the Villain of Vancouver, the Cretin in Calgary, the Lawbreaker from London (that one is actually accurate) should be kicked out of the United States, a country whose innocence he has, with his loose Canadian morals and possible SOCIALIST sympathies, officially destroyed as of… » 2/02/14 2:00pm 2/02/14 2:00pm

Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Justin Bieber and Take Him Home.

Canadian export Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami last night for drunk driving, and a Dade County judge set Justin Bieber's bail at $2,500 (approximately how much he makes every time just .00002 seconds of "Baby" is played). As the antics of a 19-year-old boy grow ever more tiresome, Americans must wonder: Is there… » 1/23/14 5:45pm 1/23/14 5:45pm

Missing American Teen Accidentally Deported To Colombia

A 15-year-old Dallas girl who ran away from home in the fall of 2010 has finally turned up in what's pretty much the last place you'd expect to find her. Jakadrien Turner is now locked up in a Colombian prison, the country is refusing to send her back to the U.S., and she may be pregnant. Even more incredibly, Turner… » 1/05/12 10:00am 1/05/12 10:00am

Michele Bachmann, Visionary, Calls For English To Be Declared Official…

Speaking to a crowd in South Florida and demonstrating the tact and progressive thinking for which she's now universally acclaimed, Midwestern embarrassment Michele Bachmann told a crowd in the heavily Spanish speaking neck of the woods that illegal immigrants should be deported, babies born in the US shouldn't… » 12/02/11 2:10pm 12/02/11 2:10pm

The Lesbian Sister Who Sparked A Deportation Debate

Daniel Garcia, an 18-year-old Toronto student, was deported to Mexico on Saturday, despite fears that he'll face violence because his sister's a lesbian. So why is no one talking about her? » 1/07/11 4:00pm 1/07/11 4:00pm

Some Women Are A Lot Less "Secure"

This woman is being deported after calling the police for protection during a fight with her partner. Charges that she had illegally sold a $10 phone card were dropped. Welcome to "Secure Communities." » 11/02/10 4:14pm 11/02/10 4:14pm