Dennis and Kimberly Quaid Signed Their Divorce Papers a Little Too Hastily

Remember back when Dennis and Kimberly Quaid were getting divorced because Dennis Quaid was being overly generous about letting strangers touch his penis and Kimberly Quaid was all, "Ugh, gross, Dennis — you're like seven million years old even if you do have the body of a nubile Greek athlete"? The couple has since… »3/24/13 11:10am3/24/13 11:10am


New Zac Efron Movie Features a Financially Irresponsible Dennis Quaid as Papa Efron

Watching the trailer for this new movie about Zac Efron Becoming A Serious Dramatic Actor, you can't help but feel like you're watching a sequel to the remake of Footloose. It takes place in small town America. Zac Efron, the poor man's Kenny Wormwald, is in it. Dennis Quaid is also in it. He plays a suffocating… »1/20/13 4:00pm1/20/13 4:00pm

Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched Her

As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of… »12/01/12 11:30am12/01/12 11:30am

Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual

Writing this makes me feel like it's one of the Groundhog Day scenes where Bill Murray wakes up, yet again, to the clock radio playing "I Got You Babe," but Lindsay Lohan got arrested early this morning for smacking a dude with her car on the way into the parking lot of a club in New York's Meatpacking District.… »9/19/12 9:00am9/19/12 9:00am

Adam Yauch, a.k.a. MCA of the Beastie Boys, Dies at Age 47

The Beastie Boys's Adam Yauch, age 47, passed away today after a long battle with cancer. In 2009, doctors discovered a tumor on Yauch's salivary gland, and he has been undergoing treatment ever since. His illness has caused the delay of the Beastie Boys's 2011 album, "Hot Sauce Committee, Part 2
," and prevented… »5/04/12 9:00pm5/04/12 9:00pm

Smart People Is The Type Of Film That, Well, Smart People Have Seen Before

Smart People is a new movie that tries to be both quirky and semi-intellectual by putting respectable actors in roles that they had already successfully played in movies made by more creative people. Dennis Quaid plays Lawrence, a douchebaggy literature professor, who has a wise-cracking, vintage-wearing teenage… »4/11/08 3:20pm4/11/08 3:20pm

Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty's New Addiction: Phoning Each Other

  • Pete Doherty says he speaks to Amy Winehouse "almost every day." He says they are helping each other battle drugs and Amy's been clean since her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been in prison. Uh, is this a good idea? [The Sun]
  • Meanwhile, Amy's mom says of Blake, "Thank God he's gone [to jail]. Everyone else can see…
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