Today in Tweet Beat, we've perhaps solved the mystery of Kelly's behavior on Scary Island. Plus, Dr. Ruth gives some sage sex advice.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Lou Diamond Phillips, Damon Lindelof and Zooey Deschannel all weigh in on Sheen's most recent meltdown.

• Rumors and quips and news, oh my! Let's start with James Franco and Anne Hathaway.

There have always been dicks, douchebags and asses. But it's only in our time that the pursuit of assholery has become not just acceptable but a quality — nay, a full-time job to which individuals strive. Will it ever end?

• The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.

• Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]

• Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining:

• Good Morning, you have new president. His name is Barack Obama. No, he cannot start today. But soon. And he says: "If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of…

• Ladies! Get your issue of Entertainment Weekly and hold on to it tightly. Daniel Craig looks mighty fine. [Just Jared]
• Daniel Craig showed up at the London premiere of Quantum of Solace with a black sling. He is still injured! (We've seen him in a sling before.) [Guardian]
• When Courtenay Semel — whose dad used to run…