Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq

Oh, what? You thought just because Moe was out today there would be no Crappy Hour? Bitch, please. Despite all evidence to the contrary, "Megan" is not a figment of Moe's fevered imagination; I'm an actual person who actually writes for Glamocracy and I do not take days off because I'm broke and don't really know to "… » 4/03/08 10:00am 4/03/08 10:00am

Mariah Carey Is More Important Than Elvis, Not Only In Her Mind This Time

  • Mariah Carey has officially had more #1 hits than Elvis, not that the whole math of hitmaking is really what it used to be, and speaking of math she explains her whole theory of relativity thing thusly: "It's like emancipation of Mariah Carey to the second power and beyond." [WSJ]
  • The man with the uterus is supposedly…
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