British Dude Tries to Sell Girlfriend on eBay ‘As a Joke’

For all the strides the internet has made in its relatively short history, it's still primarily a bazaar populated by exclusively basement-dwelling people selling mostly useless crap, illicit crap, or actual crap crap. And the occasional human being, which, according to eBay's official policy, is forbidden. » 2/09/14 3:30pm 2/09/14 3:30pm