Chef Making Snake Soup Fatally Bitten by Decapitated Cobra

Today in DON'T FUCK WITH SNAKES, a chef in southern China died when a spitting cobra he was preparing to cook bit him on the hand...20 minutes after he decapitated it. Chef Peng Fan was making snake soup—a regional specialty made with spitting cobra meat, which reportedly has "spectacular health benefits"—and was… » 8/25/14 7:10pm 8/25/14 7:10pm

Man Fakes Death in Worst Possible Way to Get Out Of Getting Married

If you're going to fake your own death to get out of marrying someone, here's what you should do instead: Tell them you don't want to get married. It's going to be less work and less heartbreak than calling up your no longer loved one, pretending to be your father and telling her that you committed suicide. Trust me.… » 8/18/14 11:30pm 8/18/14 11:30pm

17 Dead Dogs Found in Kennel After Owner Claimed They All Ran Away

Well this is an absolutely horrific tale of things going from awful to dear god why. Last week, several people left their dogs in the care of an Arizona animal boarding home run by Todd Hughes, expecting their dogs to be well looked after. But on Friday, these owners, many of whom were out of town, received a… » 6/23/14 9:45am 6/23/14 9:45am