We don't follow this daytime soap, but we caught this very dramatic promo and have plenty of questions. Will someone who watches this show enlighten us, please? WTF is going on.
It's difficult for many of us to survive in this post-Oprah world. She's been relegated to a channel only our grandparents – who were coerced into their extra-super-duper cable package – receive. She's not telling us how to live our lives the way she used to. Since abandoning the common folk to preside over a new…
Today's episode of The View was supposed to boast a double shot of Romney, but when Mitt backed out due to "scheduling conflicts," his nice wife Ann appeared on the program by herself. And when the hosts of the show asked her about issues rather than gently tossing her nice, Ann-appropriate softballs, the outrage…
This morning on Today, Ann Curry wore a simple, adorable A-line shift dress with bright, happy flower appliqués. Charming, summery, fresh. A cursory search reveals that it is the "Fleurty dress" in cream, by Lisa Perry. Price tag? $1295. Repeat: Thirteen hundred U.S. dollars. It's super cute! But — correct me if I am…
Today Greyson Chance, the 12-year-old boy who stole our hearts by covering Lady Gaga, appeared on Ellen and confessed he's had some trouble with the ladies. Luckily, Gaga called in to give him a word of advice.
Internal research has shown that for the first time, Ellen DeGeneres has higher likability ratings than Oprah, just in time for the latter's retirement from daytime.
The best thing about Martha being officially out of ideas is it forces her to delve into totally inappropriate and borderline-offensive crafts. Today she made an audience member watch her husband hand roll her a Valentine's bouquet of sexy panties.
Proof you can't trust every haircut you read: "Desimond, you are the father!"
2:16pm EST on ABC's One Life To Live.
2:06pm EST on ABC.
I looked up at my TV at 1:58pm today and saw this. When the old lady at the end came on, I laughed to myself and thought, I wonder if that's Agnes Nixon, 80-year-old prolific soap opera creator. After some digging around I found out it was. She's still alive! And she came on the show, I guess to play the narrator, or…
Good Grief! Amanda Lepore just turned up on Maury, bemusing the audience with the fact that "Amanda was born a man, broke a rib to make her waist smaller and has a doll named after her!"