Why Daylight Saving Time Will Kill Us All

In the wee hours of Sunday morning, ancient black magic dictates that most of our clocks will magically spring forward an hour, which means we lose an hour of precious, precious sleep. Which means that for the first few days of next week, right as this intolerably long, cold winter is starting to crack, we're all… » 3/07/14 1:00pm 3/07/14 1:00pm

Happy Daylight Saving Time From Rick Perry

Hey, did you remember to set your clocks back this weekend? (Because people still have actual clocks, right? It's not just me that had to go find the step stool in the basement, drag it up to the kitchen, use it to stand, tippy-toe, desperately trying to reach the clock, leaning until you almost fell into the sink,… » 11/03/13 5:20pm 11/03/13 5:20pm