Fun news: A Gilmore Girls reunion is happening next year, and a Dawson's Creek reunion is sort of happening, eventually. #TBT in action.

Welcome to Dachshund's Creek, where youthful dreams hang in the balance and love is as fleeting as the breeze whispering off the creek. Also there are Dachshunds, so it's totally awesome.

James Van Der Beek talked with Vulture about his time on Dawson's Creek and it is one of the most important interviews of our time.

Well, this can only go well. I mean, the only thing Tiger Woods is better at than golf is fucking up marriages to Elin Nordegren. So why not give it another go-round, eh? You could go two for two! Win a fine blazer! For the wedding theme, they're wavering between "Best Idea-Havers in Sports History," "Fucking That Ass…

Ahhh, the precious bloom of youth! Is it not refreshing to watch the children gambol and scrap like capricious spring lambs? WERE WE EVER SO YOUNG? Yesterday afternoon, Eminem's 16-year-old daughter Hailie Mathers (best known for being that baby that Eminem was always rapping about, which means that you are elderly…

That rumble you're feeling isn't an earthquake, it's the ripple of excitement currently making its way across the US as Dawson's Creek fans learn that Michelle Williams has opened the door for a reunion. When told that her former co-star James Van Der Beek is keen on the idea, she threw Jen Lindley's hat into the…

Apparently JamesVanDerMemes.com was just the beginning of an entire week of new James Van Der Beek viral content. It's all part of The Beek's long-overdue campaign to convince us he isn't bitter about Crying Dawson.

On Funny or Die, James Van Der Beek announced he's capitalizing on his face being synonymous with sadness online by launching JamesVanDerMemes.com. Now Dawson can help you express a wide range of emotions, from "happiness" to "Lilo eye roll."

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are traveling to India for the holidays and will get married by a guru on an ashram.

Outside Comic-Con this weekend, Joshua Jackson staged his own "Pacey-Con" by reading Dawson's Creek fan-fic, posing for photos, and playing Paula Cole on a stereo. Sadly, he was filming a FunnyOrDie.com skit, not trying to make Van Der Beek jealous.

• David Carradine's death is now being described as "accidental." He was found naked, hanging by a rope in a closet of his hotel room in Thailand, where he was shooting the movie Stretch. [Daily Mail]

"These rallies are like super-saturated high school reunions. Every writer you've ever worked with or slept with, admired or betrayed — they're all there. At the first one, I elbowed my way through the crowd and right into my nemesis, who beamed at me artificially. "Anna, how are you?" She looked over my baggy…