Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million…

Well, this can only go well. I mean, the only thing Tiger Woods is better at than golf is fucking up marriages to Elin Nordegren. So why not give it another go-round, eh? You could go two for two! Win a fine blazer! For the wedding theme, they're wavering between "Best Idea-Havers in Sports History," "Fucking That Ass… » 1/17/13 8:00pm 1/17/13 8:00pm

Eminem's Daughter Hailie Maybe Called Taylor Swift a Whore for Stealing…

Ahhh, the precious bloom of youth! Is it not refreshing to watch the children gambol and scrap like capricious spring lambs? WERE WE EVER SO YOUNG? Yesterday afternoon, Eminem's 16-year-old daughter Hailie Mathers (best known for being that baby that Eminem was always rapping about, which means that you are elderly… » 12/05/12 8:00pm 12/05/12 8:00pm

Michelle Williams is Down for the Dawson's Creek Reunion

That rumble you're feeling isn't an earthquake, it's the ripple of excitement currently making its way across the US as Dawson's Creek fans learn that Michelle Williams has opened the door for a reunion. When told that her former co-star James Van Der Beek is keen on the idea, she threw Jen Lindley's hat into the… » 4/24/12 9:00am 4/24/12 9:00am