Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million Prenup Because OH, SURE, WHY NOT

Well, this can only go well. I mean, the only thing Tiger Woods is better at than golf is fucking up marriages to Elin Nordegren. So why not give it another go-round, eh? You could go two for two! Win a fine blazer! For the wedding theme, they're wavering between "Best Idea-Havers in Sports History," "Fucking That Ass… »1/17/13 8:00pm1/17/13 8:00pm

Eminem's Daughter Hailie Maybe Called Taylor Swift a Whore for Stealing Her Imaginary Boyfriend

Ahhh, the precious bloom of youth! Is it not refreshing to watch the children gambol and scrap like capricious spring lambs? WERE WE EVER SO YOUNG? Yesterday afternoon, Eminem's 16-year-old daughter Hailie Mathers (best known for being that baby that Eminem was always rapping about, which means that you are elderly… »12/05/12 8:00pm12/05/12 8:00pm

"These rallies are like super-saturated high school reunions.

"These rallies are like super-saturated high school reunions. Every writer you've ever worked with or slept with, admired or betrayed — they're all there. At the first one, I elbowed my way through the crowd and right into my nemesis, who beamed at me artificially. "Anna, how are you?" She looked over my baggy… »1/18/08 1:45pm1/18/08 1:45pm