Jill Kelley's Probably Not Writing A Petraeus Tell-All (Yet)

Socialite Jill Kelley, an integral part of the David Petraeus-Paula Broadwell-shirtless FBI agent-General John Allen bee's nest of upper-echelon fuckery, sat by the window for awhile and reflected. But the Daily Mail reported yesterday that Kelley had begun to meet with publishers to discuss releasing a book about the… » 12/08/12 2:40pm 12/08/12 2:40pm

Jill Kelley Loses That Honorary Diplomat Title She Kept Bragging About

Jill Kelley, the Florida recipient of threatening emails from David Petraeus mistress Paula Broadwell who requested diplomatic protection from the media even though she is a voluntary social coordinator for a military base, has had her "honorary consul" title revoked by the South Korean embassy on the grounds that the… » 11/27/12 5:40pm 11/27/12 5:40pm

Funny or Die Is Casting a Paula Broadwell Look-A-Like for a Mock Sex…

Are you a non-unionized, female, Caucasian, ethnically ambiguous, 30-45-year-old actor looking to break through with a timely role in a mock sex tape? If you are, then Funny or Die wants you to audition for a role in what will surely be a hilarious General Petraeus sex tape, which you'd star in alongside a… » 11/23/12 12:45pm 11/23/12 12:45pm

The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy

If you were an alien from another planet trying to get a sense of how humans are, and the only information you had were news reports about David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell, you'd rightfully conclude, based on available data, that female humans are batshit insane. And now that actually relevant information… » 11/20/12 2:00pm 11/20/12 2:00pm

Paula Broadwell Hunkers Down with Husband at Her Brother’s Home for a…

In what is very likely the opening scene of an upcoming holiday dramedy about a married couple who decides to weather an adultery storm by visiting family for Thanksgiving, Paula Broadwell and her husband were spotted arriving arm in arm at Broadwell's brother's home in Washington D.C. It appeared, according to CBS … » 11/18/12 12:30pm 11/18/12 12:30pm

Paula Broadwell And Jill Kelley Have Both Visited The White House a Few…

Since we inexplicably still care about this, I guess, both of the women with whom David Petraeus had his sexual dalliances have been over in the vicinity of WHOTUS (I keep trying to make WHOTUS happen; it's not going to happen) in the last few years. The only real-ish gossip here is that Tampa "socialite" Jill Kelley,… » 11/17/12 4:00pm 11/17/12 4:00pm

Why Is Nobody Asking Whether David Petraeus Is a Honey-Hungry Dickzilla…

That's what I'd like to know!!! And I think the American people deserve the truth. If David Petraeus is really the "decorated general" and "guy with a wife" he claims to be, then how is it that he wickedly bewitched the Inboxes of not one but TWO busy, high-profile women? Which is it, Petraeus? Are you a family man or… » 11/14/12 5:25pm 11/14/12 5:25pm

'I Know You Better Than You Know Yourself:' Why Men Cheat With Their…

Do women know men better than those men know themselves? Probably not, but the hopeful expectation that they do is one of the most irresistible (and under-acknowledged) drivers of extramarital affairs. The resignation of CIA director David Petraeus following the revelation of an extramarital affair, like the John… » 11/12/12 1:40pm 11/12/12 1:40pm

Paula Broadwell's Husband Might Have Written Chuck Klosterman For…

After it emerged yesterday that CIA director David Petraeus was resigning from his post as a repercussion of his "extremely poor judgment" involving an affair with his married biographer Paula Broadwell, the managing editor of Foreign Policy dug up and Tweeted a link to a letter written to Chuck Klosterman of The New… » 11/10/12 5:00pm 11/10/12 5:00pm

Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq

Oh, what? You thought just because Moe was out today there would be no Crappy Hour? Bitch, please. Despite all evidence to the contrary, "Megan" is not a figment of Moe's fevered imagination; I'm an actual person who actually writes for Glamocracy and I do not take days off because I'm broke and don't really know to "… » 4/03/08 10:00am 4/03/08 10:00am

Texas Lingerie $$ Church People Love Them Some Clinton Family!

  • Hillary won the Texas primary by four percentage points but she may actually wind up tied with Obama for the delegate count. Just trust me when I say I am outraged on her behalf. [Wonkette]
  • It's official: Rush Limbaugh won yesterday for Hillary. [Reason]
  • It's official: that leaked NAFTA document won yesterday for…
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