So maybe there's a reason Nancy Pelosi's not a professional comedian (although she could be a professional clown because Washington, D.C.'s a real circus, if ya know what I mean! WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!), but you have to give Madam Speaker credit for being a good sport when she stopped by Letterman to read the "Top 10" last… Read… 11/06/13 2:40pm 11/06/13 2:40pm

Janelle Monáe was on The Late Show With David Letterman last night to promote her new album The Electric Lady (out today!) and she performed so hard that the show was actually killed DEAD. Singing "Dance Apocalyptic," Monáe bashed up a microphone stand, danced on the desk and brought so much energy that even the… Read… 9/10/13 3:00pm 9/10/13 3:00pm

Let's pretend you live in a world where you're best friends with Amy Sedaris. You and Amy are so close that when you finally have a child, she is the natural choice for the baby's godmother. One night, you and your spouse decide to go out to dinner and ask your good friend Amy to watch your kid. She agrees and then,… Read… 8/27/13 12:20pm 8/27/13 12:20pm

Tonight on Letterman, the main man concern trolls Li Lo, asking some very personal questions she says they "didn't discuss in the pre-interview". Which, if true, sucks of Letterman — these shows are basically scripted and to veer off course in hopes of getting some sort of breakdown on camera is a dick move. Or maybe… Read… 4/09/13 10:30pm 4/09/13 10:30pm

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Aaaahahahahahahah. Look at his little face! Justin Timberlake and wife Jessica Biel spent some time with Barack and Michelle Obama at the White House today. Justin was there to participate in a student workshop called "Soulsville, USA: The History of Memphis Soul." Everyone was pumped. Read… 4/09/13 8:33pm 4/09/13 8:33pm

Here's Joan Rivers calling a Adele a cow, or whatever. The thing is, Joan Rivers is a rare bird, and she's worked her way up the ranks like a motherfucking Terminator. She didn't get where she is by giving out Girl Scout cookies and telling everyone they're pretty. The other thing is, she mocks her own appearance,… Discuss… 2/28/13 9:30am 2/28/13 9:30am

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw… Read… 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

These two late night yahoos are still at it, after all these years. I find it kind-of comforting that these longtime frenemies are yapping about the same shit they were doing in my childhood. The apocalypse may come and go, but you can still set your watch by these two old dudes fighting about who's the king of late… Read… 12/27/12 3:15pm 12/27/12 3:15pm

Last night, luminaries gathered in Washington, DC for the 35th Kennedy Center Honors at the Kennedy Center. National treasures ahoy! Read… 12/03/12 1:30pm 12/03/12 1:30pm

A recent production of Paul Rudd's new Broadway play Grace was rudely interrupted when audience member became sick and vomited over the balcony onto the mezzanine below. (Let's hear it for the cheap seats in the back!) Not one to take it personally, Rudd took a break from the play and your sexual fantasies to make… Discuss… 11/20/12 7:50pm 11/20/12 7:50pm

I THINK SO. I mean, I can't be sure. But he definitely said something about a cheeseburger and "finding someone special." Sooooo…I can read between the lines, Biden!!! Read… 11/02/12 5:30pm 11/02/12 5:30pm

Hot off of her Tuesday night speech at the Democratic National Convention, Michelle Obama popped by the Late Shown with David Letterman to read a very special, DNC-themed Top 10. Oh, Ms. Obama — not even a pretaped segment can hinder your delightful energy. Discuss… 9/06/12 7:40pm 9/06/12 7:40pm

The good news is that we've transitioned into the Overanalysis of Interviews post-mortem phase of the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart infidelity drama (alias Sparklegate), which means we are one step closer to hearing nothing more about it, ever again. The bad news is that a moment in K-Stew's pre-cheating scandal… Read… 8/25/12 11:30am 8/25/12 11:30am

Giovanni Ribisi, Giovanni Ribisi's moustache and model Agyness Deyn have apparently been dating on the sly for months and quietly married in Los Angeles this weekend. As recently as March, Deyn told press "I'm all alone. There has been no man in my life for several months now and although it would be nice to have a… Read… 6/22/12 9:00am 6/22/12 9:00am

Last night's The Late Show with David Letterman featured a special treat in the form of First Lady Michelle Obama presenting a garden themed version of Dave's Top 10. Who knew that Mo had such an amazing deadpan? Read… 6/06/12 12:10pm 6/06/12 12:10pm

Adam Scott was on last night's episode of the Late Show with David Letterman where he told the story of being invited to party with some bros at a dorm on the Caltech campus. Because our boyfriend is nothing if not affable, Scott accepted the invitation, even bringing Nick Offerman along for the ride. Things did not … Discuss… 5/15/12 4:50pm 5/15/12 4:50pm

The always charming First Lady went on David Letterman's show last night, and they had quite the conversation. Dave started out by pressing her on whether the President comes home and says "Oh, that John Boehner, what an idiot." She deftly managed to reply with, "It has never happened. Never, never. He is always upbeat,… Discuss… 3/20/12 9:30am 3/20/12 9:30am

Spring is just around the corner, and already love is in the air. Earlier today, Wiz Khalifa asked Amber Rose to marry him, and she said yes! Of course he gave her a big, beautiful ring, and then they both took to Twitter to issue the requisite engagement announcements, because true love always tweets. Read… 3/01/12 8:00pm 3/01/12 8:00pm

Kristin Chenoweth was on Letterman last night, and she put on quite a show. She'd gotten eyelash extensions and had an allergic reaction, so her eyes were all puffed up—and it seems to have affected her brain as well. She's flitting all over the place like a hummingbird, but Dave, ever the patient host, walks her… Read… 2/24/12 10:40am 2/24/12 10:40am

In this week's TV roundup, Downton's staff might be headed towards a big change, relationships are made and broken inside Ikea on 30 Rock, Die Antwoord freaks out David Letterman, and Portlandia gets into Battlestar. Read… 2/10/12 7:10pm 2/10/12 7:10pm

CBS has dropped Eddie Brill as the comedy booker for Late Night after he universally insulted female comedians. Last week the New York Times published a profile on "comedy gatekeeper" Brill—referring to him as "the most influential comic you have never heard of"—who was single-handedly responsible for all of the comedians… Read… 1/17/12 5:45pm 1/17/12 5:45pm