David Letterman to Lindsay Lohan: 'Aren't You Supposed to Be in Rehab?'

Tonight on Letterman, the main man concern trolls Li Lo, asking some very personal questions she says they "didn't discuss in the pre-interview". Which, if true, sucks of Letterman — these shows are basically scripted and to veer off course in hopes of getting some sort of breakdown on camera is a dick move. Or maybe…

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Visited the White House and Then…

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Aaaahahahahahahah. Look at his little face! Justin Timberlake and wife Jessica Biel spent some time with Barack and Michelle Obama at the White House today. Justin was there to participate in a student workshop called "Soulsville, USA: The History of Memphis Soul." Everyone was pumped.

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Joan Rivers Busts Out the Tired 'Adele Is Fat' Shtick

Here's Joan Rivers calling a Adele a cow, or whatever. The thing is, Joan Rivers is a rare bird, and she's worked her way up the ranks like a motherfucking Terminator. She didn't get where she is by giving out Girl Scout cookies and telling everyone they're pretty. The other thing is, she mocks her own appearance,…

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Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?

IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…

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Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…

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David Letterman Tells Oprah That Jay Leno Is Both the Funniest and…

These two late night yahoos are still at it, after all these years. I find it kind-of comforting that these longtime frenemies are yapping about the same shit they were doing in my childhood. The apocalypse may come and go, but you can still set your watch by these two old dudes fighting about who's the king of late…

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Olympic Runner Suzy Favor Hamilton Apologizes for Upsetting You with…

Former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton confirmed today that she once worked as a Las Vegas escort. And then everyone freaked out, because consensual-private-sex-for-money is bad for the children (I guess), even though the children never would have found out about it if we didn't insist on digging up every lurid detail of…

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Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender

Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word "boob" on them: "I thought it was saying 'Boo Boo,'' and so I was like, 'Whoa, does that mean there's Honey Boo Boo?' So I started craning my neck and I saw a little girl,…

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Adorable Cuteface Paul Rudd Stops by Letterman for a Vomit-Themed Top…

A recent production of Paul Rudd's new Broadway play Grace was rudely interrupted when audience member became sick and vomited over the balcony onto the mezzanine below. (Let's hear it for the cheap seats in the back!) Not one to take it personally, Rudd took a break from the play and your sexual fantasies to make…

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