Donald Trump may or may not have out-Trumped his own ego at a rally on April 25, in which he signed an issue of Playboy which features our least-favorite walking irradiated tumor on the cover.
I am sighing with the disapproval of a parent who knows their kid is lying after being given every opportunity to tell the truth—but in this scenario, my kid is a racist teratoma.
If you wanted to add fodder to a conspiracy theory I just made up—that Donald Trump is actually an orange-skinned alien and not an actually human—his latest interview with CNN anchor Jake Tapper is probably a good piece of evidence for you to keep in your file/post on your subreddit. Apparently, billionaire…
Candidates (like Bernie Sanders) can take a hit when their supporters get a little obnoxious. But Donald Trump isn’t a normal candidate—he is a hair that you pluck, causing a cluster of hairs to sprout in its place; he is a rash that gets bigger and itchier the more you scratch it; he is a Donald Trump.
- Dick Cheney thinks: The Gays should be happy with whatever states choose not to discriminate against them; Americans should be glad George Tenet didn't have worse intel about the link between Saddam and Osama; and the Guantanamo detainees should be happy we didn't summarily execute them. [Time, CNN, MSNBC]
Today US Weekly began circulating this and other sensitive photos in a bid to have American supermarket tabloid readers believe Barry Hussein is just like US. And it appears to be working! Even (former) Ku Klux Klansman David Duke is not bothered by Barack Hussein, except, you know, the whole fact that he is a Jew…