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Sarah Dove
11/23/09

In reply to New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
Carrie Prejean's brother must HATE Full House.
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TildeMarks
11/23/09

In reply to New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
If Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga had a love child (I'd pay to see that moment of conception - btw), I'm pretty sure the baby would be Liberace.
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sableized (mawrterdom)
11/23/09

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Kristen Stewart looks photoshopped out of her freakin' mind on that poster.
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Wishnick
11/23/09

In reply to New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
God, Avatar looks like a big bubbling tub of hot crap. I cannot think of a way he could have possibly crammed more tired cliches into the film. (Plus I'm still miffed that it prevented a much better franchise from using the Avatar title *nerdy grumps*)
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sweet tea vodka
11/23/09

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I don't get Buble's comment. I hate it when an artist of any kind is critiqued and their come-back is "well lets see how well you can do it!" as if only other artists of that kind are allowed to have an opinion! It is one of my pet peeves.
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Hooplehead
11/23/09

@sweet tea vodka: Plus, if Buble's an "artist," I'm Mrs. Clive Owen. (Which I am not, unfortunately. )
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HereComesMyBaby
11/23/09

@sweet tea vodka: Yeah! Maybe that reporter already wrote an AWESOME song, or 100 awesome songs. Take that, Buble!
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sweet tea vodka
11/23/09

@Hooplehead: haha, thanks for clearing that up!
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sweet tea vodka
11/23/09

@HereComesMyBaby: yeah you're right. if i were that reporter, i totally say i wrote a million songs and finish it up with "and i'd like to see you write a column buble!"
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
11/23/09

In reply to New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
Chaske Spencer, you are nothing like the Beatles. The Beatles were talented. You are not. You are in a shite film with shite acting. Not the same thing. Not even close.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/23/09

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: To be fair, he wasn't trying to make comparisons re: talent, but rather of girls gone batshitcrazy. I actually do feel sorry for these guys... it's not their fault that our generation chose a less-cool infatuation to wet their knickers over!
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
11/23/09

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: This is true. It just bothers me when someone uses that old chestnut. There is no comparison.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/23/09

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: That's true. But that's probably in part the problem- we've grown up with these folk tales of yore about girls scaling fences to get to the Fab Four, that when we hear about similar circumstances involving the Sparkle Vamp, there really isn't any other comparison easily at hand.

And for this, I blame George. You should never trust the quiet one.
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andheartss haz it
11/23/09

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Box Office Toppers: Sparkle Vamps and White Lady Saves Minority w/Her Priviledge

So basically this weekend signaled the death of cinema.
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Ms Meghan
11/23/09

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After Brotherhood of the Wolf, Vincent Cassel will always be creepy looking, sorry.
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Ginmar Rienne
11/23/09

@Ms Meghan: He's always been creepy and sexy. And he did his own stunts without a wire or whatever in Ocean's...Something.
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Ms Meghan
11/23/09

@Ginmar Rienne: @Devi:

Not to mention the movie Irreversible. I don't know why someone felt the need to make a movie with a nine minute long rape scene.
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Ginmar Rienne
11/23/09

@Ms Meghan: Interesting question, isn't it? Gah, I keep trying to forget that scene.

#tips
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szuperremek
11/23/09

In reply to New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
I am pleasantly surprised to see that Viggo Mortensen quote included.

I was on the Kucinich presidential campaign, and what Viggo said is precisely what we were saying and thinking during the entirety of Obama's gradual rise in popularity... And now, of course.

It's true- nobody was talking about health care until K did, and then they shoved him out of the spotlight so the prettier faces (Obama &Edwards) could talk about it instead...
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telecomic the thoughtful red panda
11/23/09

@szuperremek: ... and don't forget the sleazy feature stories on how he met his wife, too. He's trying to talk about real issues, and the press was like "lemme see that hottie." He finally had to do an article explaining how they met, and how a tall redhead from across the pond could love a short older guy from the states. I have never really felt sorry for a politician - they knew the spotlight would be on them as soon as they entered their first city council race and only get worse with time - but some of the stories about the Kucinich marriage were downright shameful and hateful, a "she could do so much better" kind of vibe. And all the while, I was hearing XTC's Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead play on my internal iPod, saying "Any kind of love is all alright."
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szuperremek
11/23/09

@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Yeah, they've made him out to be a total joke, a spoiler, a hack, a radical lunatic... with a sham marriage on top of all of it. Unfortunately it seems likely that nothing with his name attached to it will ever be taken seriously, but instead provoke eye-rolls from the handful who've heard of him. He's sort of had that going on his entire life, too.

Needless to say, I came away from this past election cycle jaded as ever about American politics.
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nacktmusik
11/23/09

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Tina Turner is fucking FAB!
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la.donna.pietra
11/23/09

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Dodai, you clearly haven't been hearing the squeals of delight emitting from every guy I know whenever the Avatar trailer comes on. If I didn't know better, I'd swear I was hanging out with Leo fans back in 1996.
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rd2uk
11/23/09

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I'm getting a little tired of Adam Lambert waxing on about everything under the sun, with no significant music to make him relevant. Maybe it's just me being out o the loop but i can't think of any of his songs that have been *really successful*. Maybe he should concentrate on that?

Also, how on earth have men NOT been using sexuality in their acts? Oh Adam, R.Kelly was shoving womens faces in his crotch when we were still in diapers. Granted, theres been no mn on man that I can think of, and I welcome it, just back it up with something better than formulaic/mediocre songs, will ya?
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TheGuvnah
11/23/09

@rd2uk: " can't think of any of his songs that have been *really successful"

um maybe because he hasn't really had any songs out??
His album comes out tomorrow and will likely be a huge hit.
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sybann
11/23/09

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Just two things: All men who think oral isn't sex don't get anymore blowjobs, effective immediately.

And to the Prejean family: I propose bigots and the narrow-minded be legally prevented from marrying and raising children, ditto on the immediacy.
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MIXED
11/23/09

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re: Robin Thicke and Paula Patton naming the baby so early - I've always wondered how parents to be can pick names out AT ALL before having the child. I've never been in that position, so it's not a judgment thing, just something I don't understand. How do you give someone that you don't know a name? And, yea, probs a bad idea to tell People magazine about it.
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Triana Orpheus
11/23/09

@MIXED: True story: I have my future sons' names all picked out. Sure, the father(s?) can pick out the middle names, but the first names are already chosen.
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heykoukla
11/23/09

@MIXED: Well, even if you name a baby after it's born, you're still giving it a name based on what suits the child at that time. You don't know what the child will look like 30 years into the future and whether the name will still suit them.
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HannahBethD
11/23/09

@Triana Orpheus: I too have hypothetical baby names picked out, though they change pretty much yearly.
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TheGuvnah
11/23/09

@MIXED: ugh especially when they are choosing like the #1 most popular girls' name of the year. how creative!
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lilyHaze
11/23/09

In reply to New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
I did not know that romantic comedies do not make that much money opening weekend. I figure Sandra Bullock is one of the queens.

It's probably the Twilight effect. They made money on people who wanted to see a movie (not Twilight) or drove someone who wanted to see Twilight.
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la.donna.pietra
11/23/09

@lilyHaze: I suspect it may have been more the sports aspect of the movie--romantic comedies usually don't make that much money because most men flatly refuse to watch them. It was advertised more as a heartwarming football movie than a romcom.
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PrettyB is like Whoa
11/23/09

@la.donna.pietra: i think it's definitely not a rom-com. i'm pretty sure sandra bullock's character is already married.
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la.donna.pietra
11/23/09

@PrettyB is like Whoa: Same here--that's why I was a little confused by lilyHaze's comment.
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