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Gumbina80
10/23/09

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Okay conservatives, I'm going to cop to being a hypocrite on this Cross issue. If he had done it in Dumbya's presence, I would have found it a humorous, subversive reference to the President's own coked-up past. But in this case, I find the gag without merit. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Zulkey
10/23/09

@Gumbina80: I think it's immature no matter who the Pres is. What is he, 14? #lindsaylohanburglary
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Ms Meghan
10/23/09

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The problem with what Spike Lee said is that ... actually there isn't any. Many other people have said it, and it probably wouldn't hurt Tyler Perry to stfu and listen.

Speaking of, regarding the whole Oprah/Precious thing ... if I hear the phrase "the Preciouses of the world" one more time I'm gonna punch someone. #lindsaylohanburglary
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doogan821
10/23/09

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This picture of Lindsey makes my eyes hurt. Her hair, skin and dress are all the same color. #lindsaylohanburglary
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TheFormerJuneBronson
10/23/09

@doogan821: I feel like I've seen corpses on CSI made up in the same colors. #lindsaylohanburglary
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willwriteforfood
10/23/09

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"I am really not that adept a cook as [Julia Child] was, especially with that rapid-fire knife. If I did that in my kitchen everybody would run because there would be a lot of blood probably."

Oh, this is me. I cook a lot but I am afraid of my knife, especially chopping onions, because I have nicked myself many times with that thing. I am fascinated and horrified by Jamie Oliver's chopping skills. He doesn't even look at the board, he'll just talk at the camera and dice the celery at the same time. I keep waiting for his fingers to end up in the soup. #lindsaylohanburglary
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pmarble
10/23/09

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Dear David Cross:

There is something missing from your story. Oh, I know what it is; a point! There's nothing funny or subversive or interesting about doing a bump in the White House. It is just stupid. Oh, and lots 'o luck getting invited back, ever. #lindsaylohanburglary
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sailorsong
10/23/09

@pmarble: Willie Nelson once smoked a joint on the roof of the White House, granted Weed is no cocaine. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Ms Meghan
10/23/09

@pmarble: I'm of the opinion that drug use, once bragged about, sounds even more pathetic than it actually is. #lindsaylohanburglary
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wednesdayam
10/23/09

@sailorsong: But Willie smokes weed everywhere. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Ailatan
10/23/09

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I hope everything gets sorted soon for Matt Damon. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Maggita
10/23/09

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I'm so glad Mira Nair is directing "Amelia." When "Monsoon Wedding" came out I was afraid she would be typecast as one of those Indian directors who directs Indians in movies about Indians and their Indian problems and how Indian they are.

Cosby is so right on the money. I've started watching the first season with my roommates and we love it.

Tracy Morgan should get the Presidential Medal of Awesomeness. #lindsaylohanburglary
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CroutonShield
10/23/09

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When I saw the headline I assumed it was Christopher Cross. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Ailatan
10/23/09

@CroutonShield: So did I, "Sailing" suddenly had a new meaning. #lindsaylohanburglary
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linnyt is a walking cliché
10/23/09

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oh my god- a playboy article about tracy morgan just made me cry a little. #lindsaylohanburglary
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FashionShowAtLunch
10/23/09

@linnyt is a walking cliché:

I wish that Tracy Morgan story had ended with a werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary.

Seriously, though - that definitely made me tear up. #lindsaylohanburglary
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formergr
10/23/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: The werewolf bar mitzvah song never fails to make me crack up. Thank you for mentioning it and bringing a smile to my face on this grey morning... #lindsaylohanburglary
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FashionShowAtLunch
10/23/09

@formergr: glad to be of service!
And really, it's the gift that keeps on giving, because once you start humming that song, it's in your head all day long. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Gumbina80
10/23/09

@formergr: "Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves." #lindsaylohanburglary
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Scoithniamh
10/23/09

@linnyt is a walking cliché: Agreed, that was both amusing and sentimental. One thing: isn't Lorne Michaels supposed to be like the king of all dicks, though? I thought everyone hated him. To hear one of his former actors talk about him thus is really surprising. #lindsaylohanburglary
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DorothyZbornak
10/23/09

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A-Rod is like one of those teenage girls who likes whatever her boyfriend likes. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Working-for-the-weekend
10/23/09

@DorothyZbornak: Maybe he should date a winner. At least until after the World Series. #lindsaylohanburglary
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athenaswisdom
10/23/09

@Working-for-the-weekend: All I have to say is: SUCK IT YANKEES. #lindsaylohanburglary
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missing_piece
10/23/09

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Snorting coke at the White House? Beyond lame. Totally disrespectful and just plain stupid. His logic sounds like something a second grader would say, "Well, Billy dared me to put peas up my nose, so I did".

And I hope all is well in the Damon household. I heart me some Matt Damon, and I find him and his family to be very endearing. #lindsaylohanburglary
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ucelluccia
10/23/09

edited to add: never mind.
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HereComesMyBaby
10/23/09

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And then Tracy said "I don't wanna dog fight no more! I love you dad!" #lindsaylohanburglary
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YourScreenplaySucks
10/23/09

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They say every Jewish man is supposed to love one black motherfucker in this life.

Is that one of the mitzvahs? I'm behind in my Torah reading.

A club that had banned Lindsay Lohan has allowed her back in.

That's one theory. The other is that they let her in because they simply didn't recognize her. #lindsaylohanburglary
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sybann
10/23/09

@YourScreenplaySucks: HA! I'm with you. #lindsaylohanburglary
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ShanaElmsford
10/23/09

@YourScreenplaySucks: Yeah, as a black motherfucker, I'm also confused about the Jewish man who'll choose to love me. Wait, what??! #lindsaylohanburglary
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
10/23/09

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"I'm not thrilled with the deliberate onslaught of the public by the major networks in terms of the sitcoms. They still don't get it about race. They still don't get it about gender. Jokes are still about jerks and body parts and sex."

So, I now officially love Bill Cosby. He can do no wrong in my eyes. I have even forgiven him for Ghost Dad. #lindsaylohanburglary
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WaltzingMatilda
10/23/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: That is the ultimate forgiveness.

Side note to Mr. Cosby, I still love the sweaters and I prefer a show with said sweaters. I will never knock the sweaters - and if my kids bad mouth the sweaters during (what will surely be) mandatory Cosby hour in my household - it's grounds for banishment from the WM family. And that's a promise. #lindsaylohanburglary
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GirlFailer
10/23/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I really love his comedy. I got Fatherhood (his book) as a gift when I was pregnant and I swear I was crying with laughter the whole time. His comedy really is genius, and the fact that he doesn't curse, or talk about sex and drugs is pretty rare. #lindsaylohanburglary
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cocobanal
10/23/09

@GirlFailer: My first laughed-until-I-cried episode occurred when I was 11 years old and listened to Cosby's album "Why Is There Air?" (or something like that) at my best friend's house. And this way waaay before the Cosby Show. There's just something about his delivery and the way he makes the most mundane things funny. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Bgirl_Hamster
10/23/09

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"[Lindsay Lohan] besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior." And she kept her word -- abstaining from alcohol and even throwing away a drink sent over by another guest.

I’ve heard of this club before, it’s called Rehab. #lindsaylohanburglary
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IndignationCoordinator
10/23/09

@Bgirl_Hamster: It's also called "We're letting you come back for Christmas this year, honey, since it might be Grandpapa's last one". #lindsaylohanburglary
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