As if the cries of "Ten points for Gryffindor!" every time she answers a question in lecture correctly aren't humiliating enough, Emma Watson, returning to Brown to resume her studies in the winter semester, was stopped and questioned by customs at the passport desk at JFK because they thought she was an unaccompanied…

Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, 'Ye apparently plans to propose with a one-of-a-kind ring made from his late mom Donda's personal jewelry collection. He visited a private jeweler with …

When it comes to the failed marriage of Courteney Cox and David Arquette, usually it's David that's doing the oversharing. But today Courteney turned everything on its head by opening up to Howard Stern about the specifics of her sex life, or rather her lack thereof. She told him—along with the entire world—that she…

This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful retelling…

This season of Dancing With The Stars arrived with much anticipation, and more importantly, speculation: Will the audience "boo" Chaz Bono? Will David Arquette be acting crazy? With there be Kardashians in attendance? Will Nancy Grace display a little of what her last name implies she has? (Well, no, but her breasts…

David Arquette's mistress Jasmine Waltz, who has unfortunately been infected with a drug-resistant strain of Chronic Sexyface, might be pretending to be devastated by the fake accidental release of a tape featuring her and someone who is not even David Arquette doing grown up wrestling with each other.

Today in Tweet Beat, Rihanna makes it clear that she has no interest in being anybody's parent when it comes to her artistic expression. Plus, Coco somehow managed to fit Ice-T's face on one of her thongs.

Unlike Nicole Richie, Evangeline Lilly is actually pregnant. The 31-year-old Lost actress was apparently spotted with a "baby bump" that was not the product of exhalation or food consumption on a recent visit to Hawaii. This will be the first child for Lilly and her boyfriend, Lost production assistant Norman Kali…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is, La Toya Jackson unwittingly reveals behind-the-scenes Celebrity Apprentice conspiracy, and Toni Braxton's family hits reality TV.

Chuckles is a single man, ladies! One of Sheen's token 24-year-old blonde Goddesses, porn star Bree Olsen (née Rachel Oberlin), walked out on Sheen's attempt at a Hefner-like set-up, leaving him with only one 24-year-old blonde, marijuana magazine pin-up Natalie Kenly, to listen to the constant stream of crazy that…