Screw You, Dave Mustaine! Men's Wearhouse RULES

Dave Mustaine was already one of my least favorite xenophobic right-wing has-been blah-blahs, seeing as dude is an anti-gay simpleton who believes in things like "the devil" and has the theological sophistication of a sleepy 4-year-old (actual quote: "It says in the Bible that men should not lay with men like they lay… » 1/03/13 11:31am 1/03/13 11:31am

Joe Simpson Charged with Two Counts of DUI, One Count of Misdemeanor…

Joe Simpson (Jessica's dad, duh) was arrested August 4 after taking a voluntary breathalyzer at a checkpoint on Ventura Blvd. He spent a night in jail and today was charged with two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence. If convicted, he could face six months of jail time, a fine, and probation. » 8/15/12 9:15pm 8/15/12 9:15pm