Scott Disick Has Impregnated Kourtney Kardashian for a Third Time
It is official! Scott Disick's sperms have now found purchase within the womb of Kourtney Kardashian thrrrrrice! The couple's third child is due in December, at which point Kourtney's plan will be complete and Scott will never sleep in the bed with her ever again because it will be like an anthill but with babies.…
Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer Famous!
Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon…
The Men of Full House Reunite to Eat Yogurt at the Super Bowl
The teaser ad for John Stamos' Oikos yogurt Super Bowl has arrived – and it features his old buddies Bob Saget and Dave Coulier.
Your Evening Time Capsule: Uncle Joey Was a Really Big Jerk
To be fair, Dave Coulier isn't the only suspected subject of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know," and we may never know for sure because Morissette has refused to identify the guy. It might be Bob Saget, or even Matt LeBlanc. Maybe, just maybe, Alanis Morissette accidentally got hold of a time-warp viewfinder,…
Why Splurge on a Hotel When You Can Stay with a Famous Person Instead?
Comedian and filmmaker Mark Malkoff was recently visiting Los Angeles and didn't want to spend a lot of money on hotel rooms. Rather than hitting up the usual couch-surfing networks, he took to writing celebrities through Facebook, emails and the good ol' fashioned post office. Thirteen of them offered him a place…
Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is.
Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
- Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP]
Chris Brown Tweets About Community Service
Today in Tweet Beat, Rachel Zoe meets Barbara Walters, Joe Simpson tries to be young, and Kourtney Kardashian is so pregnant she can't see her vagina anymore.
Holly Madison Is Not A Fan Of Airbrushed Photos
Today in Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus lost something (no not that), Dave Coulier got recognized in a Home Depot (but mistaken for another celebrity), and Frances Bean Cobain is wise beyond her years.

