Poor Little Suri Cruise Mysteriously Broke Her Arm :|
Pint-sized FAO Schwartz mascot Suri Cruise broke her arm, a rep for Katie Holmes has confirmed to People without stating the cause of the injury.
Rowr: Prince Releases Snippet of New Song 'Breakfast Can Wait'
And yes, that is Dave Chappelle as Prince in the cover art because Prince is perfect.
Lindsay Has A "New Love Interest"; Dave Chappelle Deemed "Safety Risk" On…
- Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a "new love interest": a woman named Eilat Anschel, who recently finished a mandatory stint in the Israeli Defense Force. [TMZ]
More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together
- The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested;…
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
Another Kick In The Wall
[New York, September 20. Image via INF]
8 Reasons Why We Sorta Love New Gossip Mag The Most!
As previously mentioned, in a time when publications are shutting down left and right, there's a new kid on the newsstand: The Most!, a gossip rag from the peeps at Vibe. We checked it out… and we learned a lot!
35 Celebrities Who Smoke Pot
Over the weekend, a picture of Michael Phelps smoking a bong was made public. What's the big deal? It's not like he's the first (or last) celeb to toke.
Dave Chappelle Is Ready To Rock Out To _______
[Beverly Hills, December 8. Image via x17]
Bill Maher, Dave Chappelle: A Pair Of Punchlines
[Los Angeles, December 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
In The Chappelle Family, Only The Boys Get The Boards
[New York, October 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
I Know You Think Our Jobs Are Slipping Away But Baby That's All In Your …
So, I'm clicking around the internet looking for a funny picture to illustrate a somewhat, uh, summery Crappy Hour and what do I land upon but this charming photo of Megan McCain meeting Henry Kissinger. Hey, what's our towheaded blogette been up to anyway? Would you guess that directly underneath the Kissinger photo…
What Happens When People Stop Beating Their Wives And Start Being…
Kevin Powell, that guy from the first season of the Real World, is running for Congress, and the best comedian in the history of all comedy is performing a fundraiser for him tonight. I wonder if he'll riff on the John McCain "I stopped beating my wife" joke, since that literally is Kevin Powell's pitch to voters; back…
Dave Chappelle Discovers Suburban Attack Moms
[Los Angeles, June 23. Image via INFDaily.]
Goodbye, Tim
- Tim Russert passed away this afternoon at the age of 58 after collapsing at his office. He had just returned from a trip to Italy with his wife and son to celebrate the latter's graduation from Boston College (and, out of respect, I'll refrain from quoting BU's obligatory cheer here). If there's someone at NBC who…
Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Back Off Of My Girl Sam
- Lindsay Lohan: Protective of lady love Samantha Ronson. A source says "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at [NYC hotspot Beatrice Inn], and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.'" [Page Six]
- And don't forget! Even though LL was in AA, she downed vodka cocktails all night.…
Hillary And Barack Can't Morph Into One Supercandidate, But Wouldn't It…
- Yeah, how do we know when the this fucking nomination process has gone on too long? When the candidates' lives have not only been covered breathlessly in US Weekly, ostensibly dignified magazines like The New Republic have started co-opting their "if they mated" feature. [TNR]
- The Hillary campaign is now pinning its…
Kim Kardashian Is Spoken For; Britney's Got A Beau
- Kim Kardashian is engaged to NFL star Reggie Bush! We're starting to suspect she likes black guys. [Perez Hilton]
- Britney Spears spent New Year's Eve at a beach house in California with her sons, her court-appointed monitor and her new boyfriend, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib — who was invited to Brit's hotel room last…
Britney Spears: Still Making Great Decisions!
- Britney Spears is "doing all of her own business now" that she has cut ties with her manager, her mom, and her publicist. Good luck, honey! [PageSix]
- When it comes to Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz won't buy the cow when he's getting the calming milk for free. [PageSix]
- Although some other site we've never heard of says…