I Know You Think Our Jobs Are Slipping Away But Baby That's All In Your…

So, I'm clicking around the internet looking for a funny picture to illustrate a somewhat, uh, summery Crappy Hour and what do I land upon but this charming photo of Megan McCain meeting Henry Kissinger. Hey, what's our towheaded blogette been up to anyway? Would you guess that directly underneath the Kissinger photo… » 7/11/08 10:30am 7/11/08 10:30am

What Happens When People Stop Beating Their Wives And Start Being…

Kevin Powell, that guy from the first season of the Real World, is running for Congress, and the best comedian in the history of all comedy is performing a fundraiser for him tonight. I wonder if he'll riff on the John McCain "I stopped beating my wife" joke, since that literally is Kevin Powell's pitch to voters;… » 7/09/08 5:20pm 7/09/08 5:20pm

Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Back Off Of My Girl Sam

  • Lindsay Lohan: Protective of lady love Samantha Ronson. A source says "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at [NYC hotspot Beatrice Inn], and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.'" [Page Six]
  • And don't forget! Even though LL was in AA, she downed vodka cocktails all…
  • » 4/22/08 9:00am 4/22/08 9:00am

Hillary And Barack Can't Morph Into One Supercandidate, But Wouldn't It…

  • Yeah, how do we know when the this fucking nomination process has gone on too long? When the candidates' lives have not only been covered breathlessly in US Weekly, ostensibly dignified magazines like The New Republic have started co-opting their "if they mated" feature. [TNR]
  • The Hillary campaign is now pinning…
  • » 3/24/08 5:30pm 3/24/08 5:30pm

Kim Kardashian Is Spoken For; Britney's Got A Beau

  • Kim Kardashian is engaged to NFL star Reggie Bush! We're starting to suspect she likes black guys. [Perez Hilton]
  • Britney Spears spent New Year's Eve at a beach house in California with her sons, her court-appointed monitor and her new boyfriend, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib — who was invited to Brit's hotel room last…
  • » 1/02/08 9:00am 1/02/08 9:00am

Britney Spears: Still Making Great Decisions!

  • Britney Spears is "doing all of her own business now" that she has cut ties with her manager, her mom, and her publicist. Good luck, honey! [PageSix]
  • When it comes to Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz won't buy the cow when he's getting the calming milk for free. [PageSix]
  • Although some other site we've never heard of…
  • » 7/18/07 9:00am 7/18/07 9:00am