Ryan Lochte Absolutely Must Be The Next Bachelor. For America.

Before the water had finished dripping from US swimmer Ryan Lochte's itty bitty Speedos, the gold medalist was angling for post-Olympics acting and reality TV show gigs. (Can you blame him? Jewel encrusted flag grills are expensive, swimming doesn't pay like TV, and he's saving up for a Union Jack.) While his inability … » 8/17/12 4:40pm 8/17/12 4:40pm

The Bachelorette is Racist Against Interesting People

Last night, as I watched the premiere of what seemed like the 100th season of The Bacheorette on ABC, I realized my favorite hatewatch isn't racist at all — at least, not in the traditional sense. If there's any group that producers have excluded from casting, it's the interesting. Get ready for the most painfully… » 5/15/12 3:30pm 5/15/12 3:30pm