Miranda Kerr Manages to Make Normal Dating Advice Sound Insane

In a new interview for the for the February issue of Harper's Baazar, Miranda Kerr waxes rhapsodic about dating and how she does it, managing to make the most mundane dating advice sound next-level bizarre. » 1/09/15 9:50am 1/09/15 9:50am

How Terrible Dating Advice Can Actually Help Unemployed College Grads

First, the bad news: According to new analysis, 53% of recent college grads are probably going to be either unemployed or underemployed in jobs that have nothing to do with what they studied in college. But, next, the sort of okay news: There's a great resource out there for drifting twentysomethings trying to muddle… » 4/24/12 3:45pm 4/24/12 3:45pm

Feminists May Not Always Be Ugly, But They Make Terrible Girlfriends,…

Unintentional hilarity machine Phyllis Schlafly issued a dire warning to cadets at the Citadel yesterday, explaining to students that they should never, ever, under any circumstances, even in case of emergency or possible decapitation, date a feminist. What makes them even more dangerous is that nowadays, you can't… » 4/05/12 6:15pm 4/05/12 6:15pm

Three Awful Types Of Dating Books

There's plenty of bad advice out there — but the books, oh the books. Buyer beware, because there's only three types of The Dating Book, and you're going to be reading one of them. » 4/27/11 12:30pm 4/27/11 12:30pm

Crap Dating Advertisements Know No Gender

You guys, there's less than a month left til Valentine's Day! Which means time is running out to meet your soulmate, and every crap relationship expert in the universe is taking out ads telling you how to do it. » 1/18/11 2:42pm 1/18/11 2:42pm

Millionaire Matchmaker Takes On Julian Assange

Esquire got Patti Stanger to evaluate the online dating profile of an anonymous man...who just happened to be Julian Assange. And she found the anonymous dude someone who'd "attract the diva-drama bitches." And the Russians. » 1/12/11 2:00pm 1/12/11 2:00pm

Crap Email From A Dude: "The Unsteady Seating Of Mirrors"

You date a guy for two months; it's okay. When he abruptly cuts off contact, after a week you send him a 3-line email ending things. Ah, but he has to have the last word. And what last words. » 1/11/11 4:00pm 1/11/11 4:00pm

The Situation Defends Calling Women "Grenades"

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was on the Today show this morning, and Al Roker asked him about the subtitle of his book, Here's The Situation, which includes the words "a guide to creeping on chicks" and "avoiding grenades." » 11/02/10 10:33am 11/02/10 10:33am

Jenny McCarthy's New Book Is A TMI-Fest

Love, Lust & Faking It promises "a whirlwind tour of the world of aphrodisiacs and fetishes," a humorous anecdote about getting a discount boob job and "the importance of playing doctor and other… naughty fantasies." Oh dear. Funny cover, though! » 9/20/10 11:49am 9/20/10 11:49am

The Silvio Berlusconi Guide To Dating

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, everybody's favorite creepy, potentially corrupt world leader, offered some helpful dating advice for young people this weekend. We smell a book deal! » 9/13/10 2:50pm 9/13/10 2:50pm

Can We Date? Find Out, With This Handy Flowchart

Whether your crush is your teacher, your cousin, or a ghost, The Morning News can solve your sticky relationship quandries! Click to enlarge. » 8/17/10 4:20pm 8/17/10 4:20pm

Cosmo Has Your Man All Figured Out, Ladies

Ladies, here's the deal: every single thing your partner does has a hidden message. I know this to be true, because I've just spent a good 5 minutes browsing Cosmopolitan's recent articles on decoding your man's body language. » 7/25/10 7:00pm 7/25/10 7:00pm

Cook To Bang: The Way To A Woman's Vagina Is Through Her Stomach

Spencer Walker's new cookbook is "for any dude who's tired of dropping good money on dates that only get him a kiss on the cheek." From OMFG PB&J to Spank My Halibut, these are "recipes to get you laid." [SFWeekly] » 5/07/10 11:20am 5/07/10 11:20am

How To Tell Him He's Jerking Off While He Sleeps

When it comes to weird dude habits, you may think you've heard it all. But one woman just started dating a guy who masturbates while he sleeps. Obviously, she's looking for advice. Columnist Madame X says: » 3/17/10 11:00am 3/17/10 11:00am

How To Get A Guy To Call You

Hulu has a series of videos called "Howcasts" instructing viewers how to, say, "Make Snow Angels" or "Untangle Necklaces." They've just posted a new one called "How to Get Him to Call You," and it's as silly as it sounds. » 3/08/10 4:20pm 3/08/10 4:20pm

Online Dating: Tips, Tricks, And Mockery

On Saturday, The Early Show ran a quick segment on online dating, in which they claim to reveal certain "insider secrets" about digital courtships. » 9/08/09 2:20pm 9/08/09 2:20pm

Steve Harvey Teaches Us To Act Like A Lady, Think Like An A-Hole

Today Steve Harvey was on Good Morning America to promote his bestselling dating book Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man. Apparently, dudes want to mark us as their territory and pay our bills. » 4/16/09 3:20pm 4/16/09 3:20pm

How To Ace A First Date: Act Like A Housewife, Memorize Obama's Cabinet

MSN UK has some advice for all you single ladies on how to act on a first date. Surprise: it's pretty ridiculous. » 2/18/09 6:00pm 2/18/09 6:00pm

The Rule Is That There Are No Rules

Rather recently, I compiled on the fly a list of the most absurd things guys had said or done while trying to fuck me » 9/30/08 5:40pm 9/30/08 5:40pm, inspiring a rather impassioned response from many of you. It also inspired from Sathnam Sanghera, who said that "modern man is an impossible position when it comes to seduction." Um, actually,…