In perhaps the loudest pro-voting ad in recent memory, Lil Jon, Lena Dunham, Ireland Baldwin, Natasha Lyonne, Darren Criss, and a slew of other celebrities explain what issues compel them to vote over the dulcet tones of "Turn Out For What." There is also pantsless dancing.

Hello and welcome to Selfie Loathing, your Vanity Smurf k-hole sextravaganza. This week: Darren Criss makes an amazing Jareth; Jennifer Lopez is a doll; Dina Lohan is a pot of gold and Kelly Osbourne makes us cringe. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

Here's a riddle for you: What's more embarrassing than everyone at the Teen Choice Awards twerking* at once in order to break a world record? Answer: When the hosts of the Teen Choice Awards ask everyone to twerk at once in order to break a world record and practically no one participates. (Well, at least Hushpuppy…

"I did eat that day," Jennfer Aniston has qualified (verbatim) about her stripper scene in upcoming movie We're the Millers, as if consuming necessary sustenance within a 24-hour period is a magnificent, shocking truth.

There's something so uniquely sad about the parents of adult children getting divorced. I know it's not more sad or less sad than parents of little kids splitting up—life isn't a sad contest—but transitioning into independence is hard enough without having the foundation you're leaving behind fall apart too. Miley…

Girl Most Likely tells the story of a woman (Kristen Wiig) who, after having a nervous breakdown, must move back in with her mother (Annette Bening) in New Jersey only to find her childhood bedroom has been rented out to a handsome 20-something (Darren Criss). From the trailer, it looks like the movie will mostly be…

After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."

Okay, I am going to shoot straight with you right now because I trust you and know that you of all people won't betray that trust. Here goes: I am one of the 7 adults in the United States who still tunes into Glee every week and I'm not even going to pull that "it's a guilty pleasure" excuse. No, I watch it because,…

Across the country this past weekend, celebs got all dressed up for Halloween. Some costumes were cute, some costumes were funny, some costumes were a total embarrassment.

You may think that Jennifer Aniston is totally cool with the impending nuptials of her ex-husband Brad Pitt and manhunter extraordinaire Angelina Jolie, but anonymous sources know better and say it's just a ruse so she can get a head start on trumping their happiness by getting married to Justin Theroux first. With no…

SWOOOOOON. At a small concert in LA this past weekend, Glee actor/handsome person Darren Criss performed a cover of the Sam Cooke classic "Bring It On Home to Me." Of course, no one can do it like Cooke himself, but Criss' version, with his surprisingly soulful voice, whiskey sways and that face MY GOD THAT FACE is…

Blake Lively's been dumped, you guys. After they were seen yacht-hopping and jet-setting and canoodling all over Europe, Leonardo di Caprio has given Blake the heave-ho. Apparently Leo's mom didn't like Blake. When they met, Blake was nervous, so she talked a lot, and Leo's German-born mother Irmelin did not like that…

There are so many things to love about the Mini Warbler, but with his sophomore effort we came to appreciate his disregard for hitting all the notes. We can dub in the singing later — perfectly imitating Darren Criss' every facial expression is the hard part.

• Lindsay Lohan — who is being accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from the Kamofie & Company jewelry store in Venice — can allegedly be seen on surveillance video taking said necklace from said store.

Apparently sales are "slow" for Jennifer Aniston's fragrance.

We loved the "Baby, It's Cold Outside" duet Darren Criss did on Glee, and this yearbook photo just solidified our crush. We're guessing Kurt isn't the only high school kid who had a shrine to him in his locker.

• This is it! This weekend, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will get married.

• Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love story between a Serbian man and Bosnian woman. Angie, who wrote the screenplay, says it's not true that Bosnians are unhappy.

• Wesley Snipes has been trying to appeal his 2008 conviction for willful failure to pay his income taxes, but today a judge ordered him to surrender to authorities and immediately begin serving a three-year sentence.