Dang: HBO just greenlighted MaddAddam, an adaptation of Margaret Atwood's dystopian trilogy of genetic shenanigans/apocalyptic disaster that kicks off with Oryx and Crake. Even better, Darren Aronofsky (last seen drenching Russell Crowe and pissing off evangelicals with Noah) will be executive producer.

The Darren Aronofsky movie Noah has some folks upset, apparently? So now all Noah ads will feature a disclaimer? I don't understand anything anymore.

According to "a source" and the keen eyeballs of intrepid web sleuths, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's tenuous relationship may be doomed. They've been living separately for weeks, thanks to Lamar's apparent substance abuse issues, and now Khloe has reportedly removed "Odom" from her social media profiles. Dun dun…

First, Natalie Portman's dance double Sarah Lane complained about not getting enough credit for her work on Black Swan. Then Benjamin Millepied stepped up to defend Portman's dancing prowess. Then Fox Searchlight did. Now Darren Aronofsky has. All these defenses raise a question: why do we care how much Portman danced?

How did digital artists create the ballet-centric body horror of Black Swan? This neat visual effects featurette showcases the film's many strange changes. It contains massive plot spoilers, so caveat viewer.

• The cover of this magazine has been out for a while, but only the full spread reveals just how well Marc works a handbag. [Fashionologie]
• Trendy label Eleven Paris booked Zoe Kravitz and model Ash Stymest for its lookbook. [TLF]

• Rumors and quips and news, oh my! Let's start with James Franco and Anne Hathaway.

• Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky are separating after nine years together.

• Sad news for those who were eagerly awaiting our Boob Slings in the mail: JWOWW's clothing line will not go into production, due to a trademark dispute. All customers who pre-ordered Ms. Woww's spangled wares are to be refunded. [Radar]

• Today in ORLY? news: Lady Gaga is "terrified" of evil spirits and spends thousands of dollars on having every hotel and tour venue "scanned by a team of paranormal investigators."

• Wally Sychak, the father of Bret Michaels, says his son is "doing good" and is speaking after being rushed to the ICU with a massive brain hemorrhage last night:

• Whoa: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt will be heading down the aisle in "about a month"!

• To pursue her goal of creating the world's ugliest clothing in every design category known to man, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks to launch a line of handbags with Ed Hardy. [E]

• Whoa, whoa: Did Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in Sam Ronson's face on Wednesday night???

• We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."

• A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]

[New York, October 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Spencer Pratt says that when he did the Today show, he thought that Al Roker was a "fan" "off the street." And! Heidi Montag's command for Al Roker?

Hugh Grant's ex, socialite Jemima Khan, has reportedly been snuggling up to Guy Ritchie, and Madonna is pleased as punch by the fledgling romance.