After opening yesterday to only $3.1 million, mother! has gotten an “F” rating on CinemaScore, both an indication of a terrible opening and a kind of badge of honor. “It’s very hard to get an F,” a studio executive told me. “Audiences are usually more forgiving than critics.” It’s hard enough to get an “F” that the…

Through it’s cute illustrated poster, silly promotional stunt involving heart-shaped cakes, and frustratingly-styled title (with its lowercase ‘m’ and exclamation mark) might suggest mother! is some kind of new twee comedy, it’s actually a horror film—an “extreme,” “ambitiously bonkers” “torrent of despair.”

We typically don’t hear stories about Jennifer Lawrence’s bodily functions and fluids unless she’s promoting a movie, so when I first read the Page Six story detailing Lawrence’s very recent and very public bout with the stomach flu, I jumped over to her IMDB page to see when her new film Mother would be released.…

Not one to overlook opportunity, director Darren Aronofsky unveiled the first poster for his upcoming film, Mother!, on—but of course—Mother’s Day. Featuring a waxen-faced, vestal Jennifer Lawrence, the image grinds against the maudlin conventions of the day. Take a quick look, and you’ll see why.

In 2013, a DJ named David Mueller allegedly stuck his hand up Taylor Swift’s skirt and groped her at a “pre-concert meet and greet.” The transcript from her deposition corroborates this information. In an appearance on 955 Detroit’s “Mojo in the Morning” radio show, Mueller stuck to his guns and denied that the…

Jennifer Lawrence, our best friend with the showstopping face and meteoric acting career, declines to discuss 47-year-old director Darren Aronofsky in his capacity as her boyfriend—totally fair!—but she will sing his praises as a filmmaker.

In an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live during which she promoted, I don’t know, her jeans, Khloe Kardashian put an end to the rumor that Kris Jenner gave Kendall Jenner a Rolls-Royce for her 21st birthday. The Rolls Royce was actually given to Jenner by a complete and total stranger.

I’m not entirely sure why a pseudo-confirmed relationship between one of the most famous actors in the world and a successful director who looks like Steve Jobs and Michael Fassbender had a giant baby and sent it to film school isn’t exciting me as much as it should, but it isn’t!

Noah is the first of the great Bible epics coming in 2014, and it's probably going to be the weirdest. Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky has created an intense, disturbing reinterpretation of the Old Testament flood story that owes a lot to obscure rabbinical debates and fantasy epics. Get ready to see the Bible…