Kirstie Alley Wants You to Literally Follow Some Other Literal Idiot
In today's Tweet Beat, Ellen DeGeneres plays a trick on her audience, Kirstie Alley is literally not kidding, and Danielle Staub has a fake awkward moment.
Beverley Mitchell Shot Herself in the Eye with Her Own Breast Milk
In today's Tweet Beat, Danielle Staub and La Toya formed a lasting friendship, Jenna Jamison may have pierced her back dimples (the jury's still out) and Beverley Mitchell did the unthinkable and blinded herself with her body's own secretions.
In "prostitution whore" news: Danielle Staub, infamous former cast member of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, will be sitting down with Andy Cohen for a one-on-one interview on Watch What Happens Live on September 8. Always engage…and then suggest.
Danielle Staub Tries To Slut-Shame Ashley Dupree
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Not that anyone is qualified to slut-shame—since it's an ignorant and baseless practice—but perhaps Danielle Staub should take her own advice: "Before you call someone a name, you might just wanna go back and think about what you've done that I could fire back with." Like the sex tape. Or the stripping. Or the extortion …
Heidi Montag And Danielle Staub Get All Mean Girls Towards Ashley…
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Vh1's reality offering Famous Food made its debut last night, and with a cast consisting of Eliot Spitzer's ex-call girl, the more voluptuous half of Speidi, RHONJ's "prostitution whore," The Sopranos' "Big Pussy," a former Bachelor, and the Three 6 Mafia, it was clear even before the first frame that this show would hit…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Jesse James claims that Sandra Bullock was the one who was insincere during their marriage, Barbara Walters has a giant portrait of herself in her apartment, and Kathie Lee and Hoda have a pajama party.
It's so hard to believe that Jesse James is really this bad boy…Danielle Staub Quits Stripping, Seeks Professional Help
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One day after photos of Danielle Staub working as a stripper at Scores hit the internet, the former Real Housewives of New Jersey star says she has backed out of her three-year deal with the gentlemen's club and is seeking treatment for psychological problems stemming from childhood sexual abuse—from Dr. Drew. Staub is …
Danielle Staub Is A Stripper… Again
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After repeatedly describing her past work on the pole as "burlesque dancing" on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, there's no denying that Danielle Staub is straight-up stripping-topless and bottomless-for Scores. Staub has signed a three-year deal with the infamous NYC gentleman's club, involving one live appearance and …
Charlie Sheen's "Winning" Hashtag Is Officially Ironic
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With Charlie Sheen being fired from Two and a Half Men today, his whole "winning" meme is so much deeper now. Plus, Adrianne Curry posts a picture of herself in stirrups at the gyno.
Vinny From Jersey Shore Debuts His Bully-Fighting Clothing Line
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Vinny Guadagnino (yeah, from "Jersey Shore") has started a clothing line, IHAV. It's urbane, witty, sophisticated. Yet its message is...accessible.
The Top 10 Reality TV Moments of 2010
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As 2010 comes to a close, we take a look back at the genre that dominated our television sets: Reality TV. Whether they're Housewives, Judge Judy litigants, pageant kids or Kardashians, we've laughed at them all. Here are our favorites.
Is Eva Longoria Parker Getting Divorced Or What?
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- Earlier today, it was reported that Tony Parker had filed for divorce from Eva Longoria Parker in Texas. Her rep says the story "is 100% false," but she canceled an upcoming TV appearance with Anderson Cooper, so obviously something's up.
Danielle Staub Debuts Her Music Video About Domestic Violence
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The former NJ Housewife released a clip of her video for "Cry"—the song she says will enable people to "literally feel what is it like to be…abused"—and it's very Sleeping with the Enemy.
Nicole Richie Files Restraining Order Against Paparazzo
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- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order against a photographer whom she claims is stalking her daughter Harlow Madden.
Celebs Vote Because They Care About The Issues
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Today in Tweet Beat, Brody Jenner is doing his part to make sure that marijuana is legalized for recreational use in California. Plus, Danielle Staub is still trying to get her own show.
Danielle Staub's New Single Will Cause You Great Pain
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The Housewives flunkie's new single "Cry" is about abuse. She recently shot the video at a women's shelter. She said she'd "send a box of things" to the women. They'll surely be flush with thongs and leopard-print doggy T-shirts.
Oprah Warned Rosie O'Donnell Not To Act Up On Her Network
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- In an interview, Oprah Winfrey reveals that before giving Rosie O'Donnell a talk show on her OWN Network, she visited her at home to do a "crazy check" and make sure she wouldn't behave like she did on The View.
CNN Fires Rick Sanchez For Anti-Semitic Rant About Jon Stewart
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- During a Sirius Radio interview, CNN's Rick Sanchez called Jon Stewart a "bigot", implied the media is controlled by Jews, and said network bosses passed him over for a promotion because he's Cuban-American. CNN responded by firing him.
Facebook Outage Has Celebs Thinking About Social Media Trends
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Today in Tweet Beat, celebs are forced to deal with a Facebook blackout, Dave Navarro goes to the dentist, and Teresa Giudice demonstrates her fiscal responsibility.
Lindsay Lohan Won't Do Jail Time For Failed Drug Tests
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- Despite failing two recent drug tests, sources say Lindsay Lohan probably won't be sent to jail after her hearing tomorrow due to legal technicalities.