In today's Tweet Beat, Ellen DeGeneres plays a trick on her audience, Kirstie Alley is literally not kidding, and Danielle Staub has a fake awkward moment.

In today's Tweet Beat, Danielle Staub and La Toya formed a lasting friendship, Jenna Jamison may have pierced her back dimples (the jury's still out) and Beverley Mitchell did the unthinkable and blinded herself with her body's own secretions.

In "prostitution whore" news: Danielle Staub, infamous former cast member of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, will be sitting down with Andy Cohen for a one-on-one interview on Watch What Happens Live on September 8. Always engage…and then suggest.

Not that anyone is qualified to slut-shame—since it's an ignorant and baseless practice—but perhaps Danielle Staub should take her own advice: "Before you call someone a name, you might just wanna go back and think about what you've done that I could fire back with." Like the sex tape. Or the stripping. Or the…

Vh1's reality offering Famous Food made its debut last night, and with a cast consisting of Eliot Spitzer's ex-call girl, the more voluptuous half of Speidi, RHONJ's "prostitution whore," The Sopranos' "Big Pussy," a former Bachelor, and the Three 6 Mafia, it was clear even before the first frame that this show…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Jesse James claims that Sandra Bullock was the one who was insincere during their marriage, Barbara Walters has a giant portrait of herself in her apartment, and Kathie Lee and Hoda have a pajama party.

One day after photos of Danielle Staub working as a stripper at Scores hit the internet, the former Real Housewives of New Jersey star says she has backed out of her three-year deal with the gentlemen's club and is seeking treatment for psychological problems stemming from childhood sexual abuse—from Dr. Drew. Staub…

After repeatedly describing her past work on the pole as "burlesque dancing" on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, there's no denying that Danielle Staub is straight-up stripping-topless and bottomless-for Scores. Staub has signed a three-year deal with the infamous NYC gentleman's club, involving one live appearance…

With Charlie Sheen being fired from Two and a Half Men today, his whole "winning" meme is so much deeper now. Plus, Adrianne Curry posts a picture of herself in stirrups at the gyno.

Vinny Guadagnino (yeah, from "Jersey Shore") has started a clothing line, IHAV. It's urbane, witty, sophisticated. Yet its message is...accessible.

As 2010 comes to a close, we take a look back at the genre that dominated our television sets: Reality TV. Whether they're Housewives, Judge Judy litigants, pageant kids or Kardashians, we've laughed at them all. Here are our favorites.

The former NJ Housewife released a clip of her video for "Cry"—the song she says will enable people to "literally feel what is it like to be…abused"—and it's very Sleeping with the Enemy.

Today in Tweet Beat, Brody Jenner is doing his part to make sure that marijuana is legalized for recreational use in California. Plus, Danielle Staub is still trying to get her own show.

The Housewives flunkie's new single "Cry" is about abuse. She recently shot the video at a women's shelter. She said she'd "send a box of things" to the women. They'll surely be flush with thongs and leopard-print doggy T-shirts.