This is the sixteenth season of Dancing With The Stars, and the new contestants are, as usual, from very different backgrounds — comedy, sports, music, acting and politics.

"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it"). Nevertheless,…

Bristol Palin appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night after being voted off Dancing with the Stars (shoulda gone with the Pachanga, OBV), and wasted no time in demanding an apology from noted Sarah Palin-skewerer Jimmy Kimmel. Funny how one's defensive ire against evil comedians evaporates as soon as one is offered …

Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A source…

Break out the celebratory America grills, ladies: Ryan Lochte, American hero and shame fap of women everywhere, will follow up his golden Olympic performance with a stint on reality TV, America's dignity graveyard. What better way to follow up a performance that proves he's one of the fastest, most physically…

Even though she has her own program (on which she admits she's doing a terrible job disciplining her son, who utters words the FCC won't allow) Bristol Palin just can't get enough of the spotlight. The cast of Dancing With The Stars: All Stars has been announced, and your girl BriPal (Brilin?) is number one on the list …

Her popularity plummeting, repeated political head fakes losing their traction, and thickly framed glasses returning to fashion with a vengeance, it may seem to the casual observer that Sarah Palin's star is fading, that it's only a matter of time before her flirtation with power becomes a horrible, distant memory. But …

Apparently, Ricki Lake's Dancing With The Stars training is really adding something special to her love life with fiancé Christian Evans:

By all means, Chaz Bono has been the most controversial contestant on Dancing With The Stars perhaps ever: first, fans of the show reacted with disgust to his casting, and later, the show had to beef up security to protect Chaz from crazies. But Chaz wasn't phased by the backlash, and hr danced his ass off until…

This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful retelling…