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"Abortion Man": The Worst, Supposedly-Funny Video You May Ever See

Are you ready for the most disgusting, insensitive, unfunny and offensive video you've ever seen? It's called "Abortion Man", and it comes to us via WayOutTV, created by comedian Damon Wayans "as an incubator to develop innovative television shows for the internet." (The video is embedded after the jump.) Salon's Catherine Price breaks it down: Basically, a young guy gets a call from his girlfriend, who reveals that she is pregnant. The guy mutters "Get rid of that shit," but then tells the young woman in question he's "enthused about the whole situation." He hangs up the phone, and, à la Superman, runs to the window and yells "Help!" Enter Abortion Man, who wears a T-shirt displaying a fetus with a line through it. Abortion Man comes to the rescue by accosting the young woman in question, saying "Ah-hah! I have you now, fiend!" and then punching her. In the belly. When she falls to the ground, he stomps on her. And a bloody fetus flies out, into the bushes. More »

12:00 PM on Wed Apr 23 2008
By Dodai
8,284 views, 222 comments

Latest by bria: @snarkhunting: snarkhunting, ftw! and the presidency. forreals, consider it. more »

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Teri Hatcher: "I'll Go Out With Damon Wayans! I Know How To Cook!"


The talk shows were sort of all over the place this week. Oprah had on the thousands of members of the Osmond family, rape victims, and age-appropriate fashion, while The View welcomed Damon Wayans on the couch, where the girls realized he's a chauvinist pig, only to have Teri Hatcher reveal the next day that she can totally get down with that. Talk about putting the "desperate" in Desperate Housewives. Sheesh! But of course, the highlight of the talk show week for me was Tyra's "Vagina Dialogues," not necessarily because some Jezebel staffers were in the studio audience (but, duh, it does play a part in my interest), but really because that episode was like clip-show heaven. But another great moment in useless TV was Tyra's first makeover episode of the season. You know what that means...weaves! Get a gander after the jump. More »

2:00 PM on Mon Nov 12 2007
By Slut Machine
3,285 views, 35 comments

Latest by Menouthis: @ LipstickLibrarian: Anything smaller than a human child would get lost in her cleavage, so no hope in that EVER happening. @ Philthyist: Yeah, dolls in general scare me---not just Marie. Well, her hair kind of scares me but I hate more »