In today's Tweet Beat, the Twitterati sound off on the Oscars, Kim Kardashian is a gracious invalid, Jackée Harry has a good relationship with her ex and her past work, and Ice T doesn't care what you think about his advice.
Today in Tweet Beat, Stoya makes a wonderful point about pubic hair. Plus, Deepak Chopra makes an awesome typo.
Today in Tweet Beat, two pop idols chat on Twitter. Plus, Damon Lindelof explains the meaning of Lost in 140 characters.
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown probably isn't wearing a shirt today due to the giant chip on his shoulder. Plus, Jimmy Kimmel talks about Sheen kiss.
Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts.
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Lou Diamond Phillips, Damon Lindelof and Zooey Deschannel all weigh in on Sheen's most recent meltdown.
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner implies that his ex-wife Kimberly never liked Holly Madison. Plus, Star Jones is pissed about tabloid rumors that she's reuniting with Al Reynolds.
Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities can take a joke, while others (Hugh Hefner) were personally offended by Ricky Gervais' hosting duties at last night's Golden Globes.
Today in Tweet Beat, for some reason celebrities seem to find it completely amazing that today is 1/11/11.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is trying to hold it together (or hold it all in). Plus, Damon Lindelof was pleased to see last night's Mega Millions numbers.
Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww schools us on fist-pumping protocol. Also, thanks to Coco, now we know that there's such a thing as a facial for your pussy (not cat).
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is displeased to learn that a famous nemesis of hers is a guest in the same hotel. Plus, Lil Wayne gets out of jail tonight!
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki is getting gross with this pickle obsession, T-Pain has a PSA about 7-11 nachos, and Mariah Carey uses "bleak" and "festive" in the same tweet.
Today in Tweet Beat, Justin Timberlake appreciates your box office dollars, Malcom-Jamal Warner is on a morphine drip for food poisoning, and Rachel Zoe has a cavity—literally.
Today in Tweet Beat, RHONJ's Teresa knows people judge a book by its cover hair, Kathy Griffin is the new face of Kotex, and T-Pain wears a vagina bonnet.
Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra claims that the editing (for her own show) misconstrued how she feels about body image. Plus, celebs react to Dr. Laura's N-bomb.
Today in Tweet Beat, Shannon Elizabeth is having difficulty with a simple task. Plus, Eva Longoria touched Teri Hatcher's boob, and Teri liked it.
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Eli Roth, Pauly Shore and Big Boi are psyched to be at Comic-Con. Meanwhile, Josh Groban was not psyched to run into Michael Lohan at the deli.
Today in Tweet Beat, even A.C. Slater can't wait for the RHONYC reunion show, Larry King has a question, and Chris Brown gets philosophical.
In 2008, I was seeing a seductive, thrilling lover who often mysteriously disappeared, leaving me with hundreds of unanswered questions. In other words, I was watching Lost. We broke up; I vowed never to watch again. Now the show's ending.
