I Read the Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm a Monster

I need to make an announcement regarding my credibility as a potential future professional woman and as a human being capable of empathy. I read the Daily Mail. Every single day. » 6/14/13 1:40pm 6/14/13 1:40pm

Finally! The Daily Mail Has Written the Ultimate Hilarious Daily Mail

As always, the Daily Mail has their razor-sharp journalistic scope trained on the real issues that keep 21st-century human beings awake at night, and they've provided an extensive communiqué regarding the #1 Most Important and Totally Legit Thing that People Should Definitely Bother Worrying About Posthaste. That… » 3/14/13 7:10pm 3/14/13 7:10pm

UK Government Minister Tells Magazines to Drop the Post-Christmas…

Equalities minister Jo Swinson is sick and tired of magazine features on how to lose 10 pounds in 48 hours by only eating cayenne pepper while turning counter-clockwise three times under a full moon — the sort of stories that appear without fail after the holiday stress-eating trend pieces have run their course. » 12/27/12 12:15pm 12/27/12 12:15pm

Childless People Die Early, But Adopting Can Save Your Miserable Life

The Daily Mail has perfected the art of trolling with its incendiary headlines, and today is no different. The article, "Childless couples have higher risk of dying prematurely but adopting may reduce chances of an early death," has an equally hilarious accompanying stock photo of a happily smug family, and refers to… » 12/06/12 10:25am 12/06/12 10:25am

We're Obsessed With 'Sex Selection' for the Wrong Reasons

Both conservative politicians and some mainstream publications want us to think sex selective births — whether via abortion or pre-birth embryo testing — are on the rise and deserve our urgent attention. But while sex selection is unarguably a crucial problem in some countries that favor men over women, focusing on… » 8/29/12 4:40pm 8/29/12 4:40pm

The Most Beautiful Troll in the World Will Still Not Shut Up

Uuuuuuuugh, this woman. This woman! You know, I stuck my neck out for Samantha Brick the other week because I really think women should cut other women some slack and I am not the Daily Mail's dancing monkey-butler. HOWEVER. At this point I just want to make fun of her sooooooooooo bad. » 4/15/12 2:00pm 4/15/12 2:00pm

Daily Mail Gets In Trouble For Making Things Up About The Amanda Knox…

The Daily Mail, the British tabloid that everyone loves to hate, has had its newsprint-stained hand slapped for a major mistake it made back in October. After the Amanda Knox murder verdict was decided, its website reported incorrectly that her conviction had been upheld, when in fact it had been overturned. The… » 12/11/11 6:20pm 12/11/11 6:20pm

Britain Shamed By Proliferation Of Drunken Ladies

"Captured on our streets by a foreign lens," ran The Daily Mail headline, "shaming images that turned Britain into a laughing stock." The captions warned, "Tequila-fuelled young women strike crude poses that will (or should) mortify them in the sober light of day. More worryingly, one or two are unconscious on the… » 9/23/11 7:20pm 9/23/11 7:20pm

Activists Picket The Daily Mail

Disabled rights activists protested in criticism of the paper's "defamation of benefit claimants" on disability. But we're pretty sure this sign was an joke about the Fail's preferred form of analysis. » 4/18/11 12:40pm 4/18/11 12:40pm

"Vengeance Surgery" Is The Hot New Craze

"Asks" the ever-concerned Daily Mail, "Thousands of divorcees are attempting to show their ex-husbands what they're missing....but can a scalpel really mend a broken heart?" Interesting question, Fail! » 2/24/11 2:30pm 2/24/11 2:30pm

This Son Will Eventually Hate His Mother

One Daily Mail writer is super-psyched when she finally has a little boy. "So imagine my confusion when at the age of two, my son Henry rejected T-shirts and trousers in favour of dresses. By the age of three, he was calling himself Miss Argentina and rushing home from nursery to squeeze into something Liz Hurley… » 2/21/11 3:22pm 2/21/11 3:22pm

Joan Vass, Who "Broke Every Rule Of The Business," Dead At 85

We Get It, You Hate Your Kids

Writes someone on the Daily Fail, "I know it's taboo, but sometimes I hate my own son." Really? Taboo? It seems like nowadays you can't open a magazine without someone smugly declaring what a letdown parenthood is. » 1/06/11 1:42pm 1/06/11 1:42pm

Why Earn Money When Your Husband Can Do It For You?

Says one British researcher, "Women's aspiration to marry up, if they can, to a man who is better-educated and higher-earning persists in most European countries...Women thereby continue to use marriage as an alternative or supplement to their employment careers." » 1/04/11 12:20pm 1/04/11 12:20pm

Mother Dates Son's Best Friend, Tells Daily Fail All About it!

If you want to date your son's high school best friend, I guess that's your prerogative. But...why are you telling your story to the Daily Mail? » 12/02/10 7:02pm 12/02/10 7:02pm

Fine Young Men, Where Have You Gone?

While it's unwise to take the rants of Britain's gem columnist Liz Jones at face value, we worry that she might have a point when it comes to men under 40. » 11/04/10 6:15pm 11/04/10 6:15pm

Do Amanda Knox's Self-Portraits Really Reveal Anything?

Analysts say her jailbird paintings show her "sinister side." What, more sinister than serving 26 years for murder? Apparently! Even for the Daily Fail, this was low. » 11/04/10 5:28pm 11/04/10 5:28pm