Behold This Glorious Profile of Hope Hicks, Donald Trump's Oddly Quiet 27-Year-Old Press Secretary

As Donald Trump’s nightmarish campaign winds on and on and on, a few questions keep arising: are we really stupid and/or racist enough to elect this moldering Cheez-It of a man? (Yes.) Is Trump’s hair a costly weave? (Possibly!) And what is the deal with Hope Hicks, Trump’s ostensible press secretary, who is rarely…

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