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By now, you know the drill: Hunker down, find a dependable wi-fi connection, and call your boss and tell them you’re too damn sick to come in. It’s Cyber Monday—a.k.a. the internet’s annual discount bacchanalia. Below, we’ve amassed the cream of the crop, separated by price point and ranked by sale. From 50% off at…

Kindle owners are in luck this Cyber Monday, as Amazon is discounting over 800 ebooks to a fraction of their original prices.

Uniqlo’s Cyber Monday sale is live, and it’s a doozy. We’re talking pairs of socks for $1 each , $10 pajama pants, $5 gloves, $15 dress shirts, and a lot more. Plus, everything ships for free, with no minimum order. Stock up for the winter! Plus, you can save $15 on a $100 order with code DEALS, or $30 off $150 with…

Just because you don’t have a yard doesn’t mean you can’t grow your own food. Miracle-Gro’s Aerogarden 6 is a fully-integrated soil-free indoor garden that can grow herbs, vegetables, and salad greens up to five times faster than regular soil. Nothing beats cooking with food you grew yourself, and it never hurts to…

Bundle up with this today only deal that knocks a ton of winter coats and jackets down to “sure why not” range. There’s actually some pretty nice looking stuff in here, so let us know what you grab in the comments. [75% or More Off Select Winter Coats & Jackets]

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America has turned every holiday on its national calendar into an excuse for shopping, with Black Friday damn near cannibalizing Thanksgiving. But nothing compares to the online ordering orgy that is 11/11, China's Singles' Day, where $8 billion worth of crap has already been snapped up at deep discounts—and that's …

Ah, Cyber Monday, that lovely online shopping extravaganza that blessedly allows you to partake in the post-Thanksgiving capitalistic deals-orgy with a significantly lowered chance of encountering loose human excrement.

If you're a member of any website that requires a password for entry into your individual account, then sarcasmo-congratulations: chances are you really fucking suck at picking out passwords. But we're not all equally bad at it, nor is it a problem that cant' be remedied with a little elbow grease.

Mimi will be taking over HSN intermittently all day, selling her fragrances, shoes, and trinkets—with her feet up on the couch—on live TV and we will be here watching as it all goes down.

• Retailers are crossing their fingers that you will buy some shit on Friday. Pretty please? Sam's Club is opening at 5a.m. — with complimentary breakfast. Target and J.C. Penney open at 4 a.m., with the latter offering 300+ "doorbusters." [WWD]

Today is Cyber Monday — the online version of Black Friday — leading us to wonder if there's any day in November or December without some bullshit holiday benchmark attached to it. After the jump, eight more offenders.