Riverdale Has Gotten Pretty Dark

We were warned that the CW treatment of the beloved Archie comics would be “surprising and subversive,” but some of the new series’ plot points revealed at their upfront are pretty grim. For starters, Archie is Pacey Wittering it up with music teacher, Ms. Grundy.
Nicholas Sparks: Actors Didn't Want the Role of Noah From The Notebook
It might be difficult to imagine anyone resisting those hallowed, desperate lines—“it wasn’t over; it still isn’t over”—but apparently Hollywood men were not enthused by the prospect of depicting Noah in Nicholas Sparks’s The Notebook.
Watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Nicki Minaj-Inspired Ode to Impressing the In-Laws
Despite a title and a marketing campaign that threw some off at first, the CW’s new show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is much more than it appears. It’s the story of high-strung attorney named Rebecca who, on a whim, quits her job in New York to move to a small town in California after a run-in with her camp boyfriend. With…
Watch Jane the Virgin's Rogelio Finally Confront His Nemesis Britney Spears
Monday night’s episode of Jane the Virgin was pretty intense: Jane, Michael and Rafael continued to play their relatively boring game of “who will get Jane even though she’s like a month out from having a baby and would probably be too exhausted to even think about getting into a relationship,” Petra dealt with her…
CW Developing Show About Transgender Teen
The CW is developing a one-hour drama, ZE, about a transgender teen. The show, from the producer of the Academy Award-winning film Milk, will focus on a Texas teenager who begins transitioning into living as a boy.
CW Turns Mary Queen of Scots' Blood-Soaked Story into Sexy Teen Drama
Mary, Queen of Scots — also known as Mary Stuart or Mary I Of Scotland — was executed at the age of 25 44, but before that, she was queen regnant of Scotland and then queen consort of France. Now she's being brought back to life in Reign, a new series on the CW, home of Gossip Girl and The Carrie Diares.
Holy Katniss: CW's New Robin Hood TV Series Will Have a Female Star
Sherwood is a new hour-long CW series in development that's based on the story of Robin Hood — but with a young woman in the lead role. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the show will be set in 1072 England and "revolves around a young noblewoman who sets out to free her serf boyfriend, who has been wrongfully…
Would You Watch Game of Thrones as a CW Drama?
Game of Thrones is the best — seriously, it's my favorite show on television these days — but it is pretty soapy. Warring families, forbidden relationships, crazy outfits that involve layers and layers of fur — really, none of that stuff would be out of place on a CW Gossip Girl-esque drama. Add a slow indie song,…
Yet Another TV Show Doesn't Understand How the Morning After Pill Works
Last week, we wondered whether legislators who conflate RU-486 and emergency contraception are deliberately misleading or just really ignorant. Sure, vaginas are mysterious, bewildering flowers, but the morning after pill prevents pregnancy shortly after unprotected sex while the abortion pill actually causes…
The First Official Look at Our New Carrie Bradshaw in Action
Here it is: the first official photo of AnnaSophia Robb all dressed up as young Carrie Bradshaw for the Sex and the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries, which will soon be coming to the CW for our entertainment and/or torture. She's certainly got the beginnings of Carrie's wild hair and her penchant for high heels, but…
The Selection Could Be Your New Hunger Games
Hunger Games mania might be about to reach a fevered pitch, but when that dies down we have something new to look forward to. It's just been announced that the devilishly handsome William Moseley, whom you may recognize as Peter Pevensie in the Chronicles of Narnia films, has been cast as Aspen in the CW pilot The…
Meet Carrie Bradshaw: The Next Generation
How many Carrie Bradshaw's does the world need? Well, apparently at least two, according to the CW, who is airing The Carrie Diaries, a prequel to Sex and the City, which we will probably find enjoyable despite ourselves. It will feature a teenage Carrie B. living it up in 1980s Manhattan, and she'll be played by…
Bloodsucking Insects Infest Juicy Couture
- After taking down Victoria's Secret, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Elle magazine, the dreaded bedbugs are now ensconced at the Fifth Avenue Juicy Couture store. We're picturing bedbugs in tiny velour tracksuits, talking on tiny pink bedazzled cell phones. [Gothamist]
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