CVS Selling Handcuffs With Plan B So You Can 'Keep It Sweet' [UPDATED]

Just in time for Valentine's Day, a shopper snapped a pic of this most amazing store display of all time. CVS, where you can get everything you need to "keep it sweet" for the the upcoming lover's holiday! I cannot tell you all how much I love this. This display will live forever and ever in my heart, proving once… » 1/07/14 11:30am 1/07/14 11:30am

CVS Punishes Fat Employees, As If That Will Magically Make Them Skinny

Why can nothing be easy in this country? First you have to submit to ten personality tests to get a job folding jeans at Old Navy, then your vacation days are whittled down to six per millennium, and now you have to relinquish full blood work, a pint of urine, and your soul to get reasonably priced healthcare (lest… » 3/21/13 11:40am 3/21/13 11:40am

The Absolutely Last-Minute Drugstore Gift Guide

If you need this gift guide right now, you're probably fucked. Begin your journey having already accepted this fact, and the process will be easier. You are not going to find a good present, not for anyone, not now, and especially not after midnight. And after that point, you have but one steadfast friend with open… » 12/24/11 2:10pm 12/24/11 2:10pm

The Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear: High Priced, Not Too Cuddly

  • W on toy maker Steiff's limited edition, $1,500 Lagerfeld bear. "Naturally it looks just like him, from the impenetrable black sunglasses and high shirt collar to the skinny lacquered jeans. But, plush alpaca head aside, is the resemblance more than skin-deep? 'Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them,'…
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