Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Swear as Much as I Want

I swear a lot. In writing, if not so much in speech (but, fuck it, also a lot of times in speech). Swearing is awesome, because it adds a little extra punch to your sentence that lets people know you mean business! Or, at least, I guess that's how most people characterize the function of swearing. Personally, I don't… » 5/15/13 5:15pm 5/15/13 5:15pm

New Jersey Catholic School Makes Girls Swear Not to Swear, Lets Boys Do…

Following in the grand tradition of Catholic hypocrisy and misogyny, the girls at Queen of Peace High School in North Arlington, NJ were asked to take a no-cursing pledge on Friday while their male classmates looked on, blinking like the bemused rescue greyhounds the Pope flagellates every time he stubs his toe on a… » 2/03/13 1:00pm 2/03/13 1:00pm

Brussels Imposes a Foul Language Fine to Protect Its Delicate Waffles

Brussels, a city known for its chocolates, mussels, frites, Jean-Claude Van Dammes, waffles and a diminutive statue engaged in a never-ending public pee-pee exhibition, has recently instituted a "no naughty words" policy that carries a fine of up to 250 euros for people who take their unwholesome grouchiness out into… » 9/04/12 11:55pm 9/04/12 11:55pm

Crazy Bitch Doll Is This Year's Hottest Toy

Many toys have a surprising amount of rage that gets let loose when someone installs a device that lets them speak. Now Toys"R"Us is under attack after several parents noticed that the store's "You & Me Interactive Play and Giggle Triplet Dolls" say "Okay, crazy bitch." The store refuses to pull the dolls from… » 11/28/11 11:12pm 11/28/11 11:12pm