Watch Martha Stewart Juice the Shit Out of a Very Large Cucumber

Martha Stewart and Seth Meyers continued their mutual love affair on late night Monday evening, joining together to do some juice cleansing for the new year, or something. I don't really know why they were making all that liquid because Martha's technique for juicing a whole cucumber was so distracting. Look at her… »1/06/15 3:00pm1/06/15 3:00pm


Grandma Rapes Granddaughter's Abuser With A Gourd

Click to viewMary Franks is a churchgoing, doting grandma who collects decorative bunny rabbits. She's also a convicted sex offender. About 10 years ago, Mary, and a number of female family members (including her two daughters and sister-in-law) raped a man in the ass with a large cucumber after finding out that he… »3/25/08 3:00pm3/25/08 3:00pm