Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Really Patient German Shepherd Foster Mom

Watching a bone-white German shepherd suckle three Siberian tiger cubs might feel a little bit like getting a glimpse of some apocalyptic message that Mother Nature is trying to send us — "Earth is decaying like a box of strawberries you bought at a farmer's market and forgot about in the back of the fridge — stop… » 12/02/12 4:00pm 12/02/12 4:00pm

Just Look at These G-D Magnificent Lionesses Strut. Work It, Ladies.

Wow. It's two lionesses and their cubs, just out walking in Masai Mara. I don't know, it might be that I'm a little sleepy, but my eyes are starting to water. Like, look at those little magnificent beasts. Jesus CHRIST, they're just big fucking house cats. You might be reading this with a mini lion on your lap who's… » 11/28/12 11:00pm 11/28/12 11:00pm

GOP Group Calls Obama 'Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln,' Which Sounds…

A Super PAC hell-bent on unseating President Obama this fall has unveiled their genius plan for convincing America that its current Commander-in-Chief is unfit to lead. Get an "extremely literate" black Republican to appear on a commercial and refer to the President as a "black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln." That would be… » 5/17/12 12:10pm 5/17/12 12:10pm

Bear Cubs Are the Latest in Green Transportation

These sleeping bear cubs are making the same sound your car engine makes when you're late for work. Better to go green and get a whole litter of bear cubs that you can train as a sled team. All you'd have to do is dangle a beehive in front of them — they'd get you wherever you wanted to be just as fast as a car and… » 4/17/12 10:15pm 4/17/12 10:15pm

ESPN Reporter Publicly Flogged For Wearing Low-Cut Dress In Locker Room

We're a little late to the party on the Erin Andrews saga (though our bro-site Deadspin has been all over it from day one), but since the story is still making headlines, it seems appropriate to weigh in, even a week later. Let us break it down for you: Erin Andrews is an ESPN interviewer who wore a "skimpy outfit"… » 8/07/08 2:30pm 8/07/08 2:30pm