Last week we asked you to pour your heart out about your biggest, most-heartwrenching, wonderful, terrible first crush ever. And holy fucking shit, did you deliver.

So you already told us about the first time you had sex, but who was it with? Or, more appropriately, who do you wish it had been with? Or who did you wish it had been with before you knew that, actually, your crush, the supposed love of your life, was actually kind-of a jackass?

Crushes can be so fickle. One day they're there, blazin' away in your heart and in your loins, and the next day they're gone, leaving you with nothing except the question "What was I thinking?" or "Really? Him/her?" Usually, something happens to trigger this mass exodus of feelings, but what that thing is can vary in…

Welcome to The List, a semi-regular feature in which Julie Klausner enumerates pretty much whatever.

Brian Williams co-hosted The Today Show this morning, where he was served coffee in an oversized mug (hilarious), bantered about Twitter ineptitude (adorable), and kicked it with Gabby Sidibe (sigh/swoon). Like everything the news anchor does, his temporary gig was endearing as hell, and hotdamn did he look handsome.…

We already had plenty of reasons, but here's the linebacker co-writing (with congressman Michael Honda) an op-ed on behalf of LGBT equality when it comes to immigrant families. Swoon.

Sex Offender Week on The Awl got me thinking, how long's it been since I wrote about gender politics? Twenty minutes? Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes! Some thoughts on the preeminent intellectual sex symbol television characters of our time:

Per an 8-year-old girl's winning script at a benefit, Stewart played a man who wins over Barbie "through his un-Ken-like attributes," including "luscious, movable brown hair." Stewart apparently "showed off his armpits, since his hair is still brown there." [NYM]

Although he's leaving for Cleveland, our favorite football player has left his adopted New Orleans a parting gift, donating a quarter of his Super Bowl prize ($20,000) to Louisiana's coastal restoration. Another quarter went to Haiti. [Times-Picayune, Earlier]

For one thing, he doesn't care if anyone calls him a "Pinko Communist Fag from Berkeley." Also:

We often get tips that begin "I was reading Cosmo/Glamour/Marie-Claire - at the dentist's" - but really, I actually did read about "hate crushes" in a ladymag at the hairdresser's - and realized I was in the midst of one.

Today in The Daily Beast, writer Doree Shafrir examines the phenomenon of the "fantasy girl crush," the woman who's slightly cooler or more successful than you, and who you kind of want to be.

As we mentioned earlier today, a nine-year-old boy, Alec Greven, has written a sweet-natured junior version of The Game, which he's titled How To Talk To Girls. Which, quite obviously, calls for a companion volume for little girls, How To Talk To Boys.