My first email address was ernest1960@aol.com. It was my dad’s account and I spent a great deal of my time at 13 looking at gay pornography and then chatting with teenage girls to make up for it. The first email I sent was likely to a girl who went by JessyM13 and it was “this is my email address. Do you have an email…
Oh my god, dad, what are you doing? Dad, stop! Stop!
Boy meets girl. Boy and girl date. Boy and girl break up. Boy, desperate to get his girl back, makes a batshit insane website. We have found that website and it is gut-wrenchingly pathetic, mind-bogglingly clueless. It wouldn't be out of place in a police report.
If there's one thing anyone who's in the public eye wants, it's to be sexually harassed on the job, and luckily for newscasters everywhere creepy-ass people are more than willing to lead the charge, including this restaurant owner who has been waiting a lifetime to make this awesome joke.
Are you an open-minded woman who's ready to give things a try? Do you love to laugh/smile (maybe at the same time?) Do you have a high tolerance for grammar that will make your head feel like there are a thousand bees buzzing around in there, anxiously fighting for a way out? If so, then you may be lucky enough to…
Comedian Russell Brand was invited to appear on MSNBC's Morning Joe yesterday, ostensibly to talk about his controversial world comedy tour Messiah Complex.
Conservative blogger Michelle Malkin fancies herself something of a comedian, and thus decided to release a parody video of Michelle Obama's "The Evolution of Mom Dancing" from her appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Donning a black wig with bangs in the style of FLOTUS, Malkin dances her way through the…
As these photos prove, including pets in family portraits is inherently embarrassing. However, one photo tops them all; This dog wishes he'd just been forced to wear little reindeer antlers. See the whole collection at AwkwardFamilyPetPhotos.com.
Dina Lohan grabbed at least 15 minutes of Today Show airtime this morning, first with a somewhat tense interview with Matt Lauer, and later with an even more tense follow-up interview. That's double the awkwardness, double the tension. Yay?
