Robert Durst Indicted in New Orleans on Gun and Drug Charges

Jinx star and person doing a very good impression of someone extremely guilty Robert Durst has been indicted in New Orleans on charges of illegal possession of a firearm by a felon and illegal possession of a firearm in the presence of a controlled substance. Durst, who will appear in court this morning to be… » 4/09/15 11:30am 4/09/15 11:30am

Dear Teens: Stop Putting Your Sex Selfies on Twitter, You Idiots 

Three teenage boys in Michigan are facing charges of criminal sexual conduct and distributing child pornography after they engaged in a sex act with a 15-year-old girl and one of them posted a photo of it to Twitter. Other students who shared the photo could also face child porn charges. Which raises the question: are… » 1/07/15 1:45pm 1/07/15 1:45pm

The Monsters at Teva Are Encouraging You to Wear Socks With Sandals

Red alert, red alert: The fugly shoe trend has gone too far and it must be neutralized immediately. In a horrifying development, Teva has decided to make an asset of its association with hippie nerds and is now actively encouraging people to combine socks and sandals. Evacuate sectors five through eight; I've got… » 10/14/14 6:30pm 10/14/14 6:30pm

Amsterdam Hosts Pole-Dancing Championship • Texas Judge Orders Woman…

• Amsterdam hosted a European pole dancing championship » 9/15/08 5:20pm 9/15/08 5:20pm last Friday in hopes of showing that the activity is a physically-challenging sport for "regular" women. • Ugh: A study of 4-year-olds in Australia suggets that parents are "body ideals" in their children along gender lines (e.g., girls need to exercise more to…

Dude Doesn't Call Back, Woman Decides To Brand Him

Law and Order scribes, sharpen your pencils, 'cause we have a story for you: When a one-night-stand failed to call her again, Kristina Caban decided to lure him, years later, to a cheap motel room so she and her boyfriend could tie him down and brand his flesh with the letter "R." Samir "Sammy" Sara was enticed to a… » 6/16/08 9:40am 6/16/08 9:40am