The Monsters at Teva Are Encouraging You to Wear Socks With Sandals

Red alert, red alert: The fugly shoe trend has gone too far and it must be neutralized immediately. In a horrifying development, Teva has decided to make an asset of its association with hippie nerds and is now actively encouraging people to combine socks and sandals. Evacuate sectors five through eight; I've got… » 10/14/14 6:30pm 10/14/14 6:30pm

Amsterdam Hosts Pole-Dancing Championship • Texas Judge Orders Woman…

• Amsterdam hosted a European pole dancing championship » 9/15/08 5:20pm 9/15/08 5:20pm last Friday in hopes of showing that the activity is a physically-challenging sport for "regular" women. • Ugh: A study of 4-year-olds in Australia suggets that parents are "body ideals" in their children along gender lines (e.g., girls need to exercise more to…

Dude Doesn't Call Back, Woman Decides To Brand Him

Law and Order scribes, sharpen your pencils, 'cause we have a story for you: When a one-night-stand failed to call her again, Kristina Caban decided to lure him, years later, to a cheap motel room so she and her boyfriend could tie him down and brand his flesh with the letter "R." Samir "Sammy" Sara was enticed to a… » 6/16/08 9:40am 6/16/08 9:40am