Ashanti's Stalker Cross-Examined Her During His Own Trial
A man who's already been convicted once for stalking Ashanti's mother is on trial yet again, this time for harassing the singer and her sister in a variety of terrifying and creepy ways. This time he's representing himself, meaning that on Tuesday he got to cross-examine the object of his obsession and her family…
Man Says Sorry for Videotaping Underage Girls Through a Mop Bucket
If there was an award for "skeeviest way to take creepshots of underaged girls" (the ceremony would be held at The Quad in Las Vegas), Julio Cesar Olayo, a 38-year-old from Tarrant, Alabama would definitely be in the running. This cunning charmer scored pics of showering teen girls by attaching his cell to a mop…
These Photos of An Abandoned School Will Send Shivers Down Your Spine
There's something about an abandoned school that's somehow nostalgic, but also frightening. And this abandoned school in North Carolina is no different. Haunting, sad and, most importantly, creepy, this album of photos will likely give you a legitimate case of the nopes. (Especially when you start thinking about what…
Creepy Porcelain Dolls Left in Front of Homes Where Little Girls Live
Someone's either playing a cruel trick or issuing some kind of cryptic warning to the children of San Clemente, California. Police report that an unidentified person is leaving porcelain dolls in front of homes where 10-year-old girls live. And what's even creepier is that the dolls resemble the children.
Watch KTLA Reporter Get Creepiest Compliment Ever On Air
Pride parades are fun for the participants (riding in speedos on a Chipotle float! Yeah!) but probably not as much fun for the reporters covering it live. It was probably the least fun (ever) for Christina Pascucci who had to deal with a drunken stranger verbally harassing her as she tried to end her report on the…
Creepy Yet Gorgeous Portraits of Purity-Pledging Daughters and Dads
Photographer David Magnusson is not American, nor is he Christian, nor does he have a daughter who has pledged her virginity to him in one fringe tradition that nearly unanimously squicks mainstream America out. But that didn't stop him from traveling cross country to assemble images of fathers and daughters who have…
Creepy Clown With Voice of an Angel Returns With Amazing Sia Cover
Previously: Puddles Pity Party stole our hearts (and our souls — because that is what clowns do) with his rendition of "Royals" by modern-day teen witch Lorde. We laughed, we cried, we watched the video about 78,000 times and wished we could sing like him.
Reddit Has Already Figured Out How to Make the New iPhone Creepy
Well, that was quick: just days after the release of the new iPhone, the gentlemen/scholars of Reddit have already figured out a way to make it weird and creepy: by using the slow motion video camera function to record and swap videos of bouncing boobs. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of boobs, just a-bouncin'.
These 3D Printings of Human Faces Are Too Fucking Real
These 3D printed dolls are cloned from real human heads, and all I can think of is Return to Oz.
'Thick' Blonde Receives Creepiest Unsolicited Letter Ever
BRB, taking ten million showers after reading this letter which, according to a Redditor, was left on a woman's doorstep.
Print Your Child a Creepy 3-D Alien Doll This Holiday Season
The "toy shop of the future" involves customizable 3-D printed dolls, apparently. Cool in theory, but they look like creepy aliens in reality. (They are bone white and have pointed ears and I think they're going to collaborate with the bionic mannequins and take over the world.)

