Creationist Explains Why Dragons Were Totally Definitely Real

A thorny conundrum has been stuck in the craw of Biblical scholar 5th-level elf mage Darek Isaacs for quite some time now: If dragons are mythical creatures, and the Bible is the literal truth written by God's own big white hand, then why are dragons mentioned in the Bible!?!?!!? It would mean that GOD LIED. IT MAKES… » 8/15/13 5:20pm 8/15/13 5:20pm

Way Too Many Americans Have Neither Seen Nor Read Inherit the Wind

It's Sunday, the day, if you believe in supernatural phenomena like a fairy that collects human teeth or a morbidly obese saint that delivers toys each winter to all the illegitimate children he fathered, that a patriarchal Old Testament God with a capital "G" gave up on making Earth out of intergalactic clay because… » 6/03/12 1:00pm 6/03/12 1:00pm

Ssssnake!

So, this Romanian woman's point-by-point takedown of Kirk Cameron's ludicrous The-Origin-of-Species-clever-undermining-scheme is on-target and everything. But, seriously, I'm kind of with Richard Dawkins on this one: don't bother debating Creationists. No one comes out looking good. [YouTube via MediaBistro] » 9/22/09 3:30pm 9/22/09 3:30pm

22 Questions We Wish We'd Asked Sarah Palin

Withdrawal creeps up on you slowly, like, say a huntress in a helicopter when you're a slightly deaf wolf, and then all of a sudden, BAM!, something hits you square between the eyes and you howl in pain. That was what this Palin-less week was like for us. No more Wardrobe-gate! No more race-baiting! No more refusing to … » 11/20/08 6:00pm 11/20/08 6:00pm

Judge Judy On Sarah Palin, Creationism, And A Woman's Right To Choose

Judge Judy was on The View » 9/09/08 4:30pm 9/09/08 4:30pm today, and I knew it would be good because she's actually close personal friends with B. Dubs. (They took a cruise together with Cindy Adams two years ago.) I wasn't really aware of any of JJ's political viewpoints, but I only assumed — because she relies so heavily on logic — that they…

"Is Believing In Creationism Grounds For A Breakup?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 8/29/08 4:20pm 8/29/08 4:20pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, , the judge to my Judy, helps me answer questions about golden showers, pizza dough, and affectionate cats. Got a burning…

Caveman Confronts "View" Creationist Sherri Shepherd


When we first learned that the forthcoming sitcom Cavemen was based on those Geico car insurance commercials, we just sort of groaned. But we might be changing our minds after one of the show's stars, Nick Kroll, showed up in character on The View yesterday, and openly mocked Sherri Shepherd for not believing in… » 10/02/07 1:00pm 10/02/07 1:00pm