Donald Trump, a carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine, has a slight polling problem with about half of the female voting public, who have a “very unfavorable” view of him. Who could possibly guess why? Anywho, unrelated, Trump has a new moniker for Fox anchor and non-Trump fan Megyn Kelly:
Great judgment-haver Donald Trump delivered another very presidential interview Monday, telling Breitbart News that Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is “crazy” and “highly neurotic.” Hmm... neurotic. Schultz. Neurotic. Whatever could be going on here?
Like any good Bravo TV show, this season of The Real Housewives of New York saved the truly batshit crazy footage for the very end. In a promo clip for the season finale, New York Housewife and Vassar grad Aviva Drescher throws her prosthetic leg across a room full of people to make a point about an insignificant…
Today in That’s Impossible!, a woman gave birth while having open heart surgery because the human body is a limitless masterpiece.
First, it brought us the 3-Dildo. Now, the 3-D printer is delivering a crazy, sexy, cool gown from the future — and it is dope!
WILMMMAAAA!!!! If you think these guys aren't channeling an entire generation of yelling husbands from the 50s, you're a liar. Also, the "hi" guy starting at 1:37 is my favorite seal-person of all time. And we've got a straight-up PeeWee Herman at 2:08. And one of them sounds like Steve Carrell in The 40 Year Old…
In the Netherlands, a Dutch design firm has been working with an infrastructure management group to design glow-in-the-dark roads that would make any party promoter proud.
Last night's full moon isn't the reason you had mind-blowing sex or terrible cramps. It's not the reason you lost your keys or got a C- on that paper. Those were just occurrences that randomly happened on the same night that there was a full moon. I know, it's a total bummer, I thought the moon was magic, too.
This may shock you, but a 30-something single man recently had a run-in with a chick who was, like, really crazy, brah. This woman, whom he helpfully nicknames "Crazy D," because her name starts with a "D" and she is totally crazy, did a number of crazy things. First, she texted him. When he texted her back, sometimes …
A team of dedicated researchers at the University of Manchester spent two weeks photographing a recovered notebook documenting a 1645 trial for witchcraft, so that the world may know of the evil witch who "confessed to sleeping with the devil when she was tortured." It is unknown whether or not "devil" means any man…
• Former SNL star Victoria Jackson appeared on FOX this morning to say crazy things like "I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist" and:
The world you're about to enter is insane. Up is down. Men are women. Pillowcases are dresses and dresses are paint tarps and everyone has a mustache. Still: There's fun, infectious energy; obsessive attention to detail; modern gypsys and crowns!
Who cares about war, peace or health care reform when one can debate structural racism, Henry Gates and/or the circumstances of Obama's birth? No one! (Certainly not me or my brain on the last day of a very long week.)
Newt Gingrich was the subject of a lengthy profile in the New York Times Magazine in which he established that he may be crazy enough to challenge Sarah Palin for the Republican nomination in 2012.
Did you see 82-year-old Cloris Leachman interact with the judges on Dancing With The Stars last night? How refreshing to see a woman be so brazen, bold, unpredictable and totally off script. And limber! Leachman was all over the place: First she had one leg on the desk; then she was on her knees. She prompted one…
Hey ladies! Self-professed (but not actual) Jon Benet murderer, famewhore extraordinaire, and total creep John Mark Karr is single again. • Eva Mendes' role in The Women continues the prevalent stereotype of Latina women as being not only hypersexualized but "superaggressive spitfires" who are overly passionate and…
So you know how Gary Busey acted kind of wacky on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest last night? Busey and Seacrest spoke via telephone on Seacrest's show this morning, and Busey sort of tried to explain why he rushed Ryan and then attacked Jennifer Garner's neck. The audio file is pretty amazing, because even at 8:05…
