Dita Von Teese Models World's First 'Fully-Articulated' 3-D Printed Gown
First, it brought us the 3-Dildo. Now, the 3-D printer is delivering a crazy, sexy, cool gown from the future — and it is dope!
Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are Fucking Awesome
WILMMMAAAA!!!! If you think these guys aren't channeling an entire generation of yelling husbands from the 50s, you're a liar. Also, the "hi" guy starting at 1:37 is my favorite seal-person of all time. And we've got a straight-up PeeWee Herman at 2:08. And one of them sounds like Steve Carrell in The 40 Year Old Virgin …
Glow in the Dark Freeways Bring the Rave to the Road
In the Netherlands, a Dutch design firm has been working with an infrastructure management group to design glow-in-the-dark roads that would make any party promoter proud.
You Can't Blame Your Crazy-Ass Behavior on a Full Moon
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Last night's full moon isn't the reason you had mind-blowing sex or terrible cramps. It's not the reason you lost your keys or got a C- on that paper. Those were just occurrences that randomly happened on the same night that there was a full moon. I know, it's a total bummer, I thought the moon was magic, too.
On Calling Women 'Crazy'
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This may shock you, but a 30-something single man recently had a run-in with a chick who was, like, really crazy, brah. This woman, whom he helpfully nicknames "Crazy D," because her name starts with a "D" and she is totally crazy, did a number of crazy things. First, she texted him. When he texted her back, sometimes she…
Chronicle Of 17th Century Witch Trial Put Online
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A team of dedicated researchers at the University of Manchester spent two weeks photographing a recovered notebook documenting a 1645 trial for witchcraft, so that the world may know of the evil witch who "confessed to sleeping with the devil when she was tortured." It is unknown whether or not "devil" means any man who…
"Comedian" Calls Obama A Communist, Again • Should Texas Tax Strip Clubs?
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• Former SNL star Victoria Jackson appeared on FOX this morning to say crazy things like "I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist" and:
Vivienne Westwood Is Out Of Her Damn Mind & Loving Every Minute Of It
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The world you're about to enter is insane. Up is down. Men are women. Pillowcases are dresses and dresses are paint tarps and everyone has a mustache. Still: There's fun, infectious energy; obsessive attention to detail; modern gypsys and crowns!
Wingnut Racist And Birther Nonsense Is Making Everyone's Head Hurt
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Who cares about war, peace or health care reform when one can debate structural racism, Henry Gates and/or the circumstances of Obama's birth? No one! (Certainly not me or my brain on the last day of a very long week.)
Newt Gingrich's Sexist Girl Scouts Manual Will Save America
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Newt Gingrich was the subject of a lengthy profile in the New York Times Magazine in which he established that he may be crazy enough to challenge Sarah Palin for the Republican nomination in 2012.
Dancing With The Stars: Cloris Leachman Is Limber & Lovably Looney
Did you see 82-year-old Cloris Leachman interact with the judges on
Dancing With The Stars last night? How refreshing to see a woman be so brazen, bold, unpredictable and . And ! Leachman was all over the place: First she had one leg on the desk; then she was on her knees. She prompted one judge to quip, "Mind your…
John Mark Karr: Single Again • First Afghan Policewomen Join Force
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Sometimes Explanations Make Things Worse
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So you know how Gary Busey acted kind of wacky on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest last night? Busey and Seacrest spoke via telephone on Seacrest's show this morning, and Busey sort of tried to explain why he rushed Ryan and then attacked Jennifer Garner's neck. The audio file is pretty amazing, because even at 8:05…