Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are Fucking Awesome

WILMMMAAAA!!!! If you think these guys aren't channeling an entire generation of yelling husbands from the 50s, you're a liar. Also, the "hi" guy starting at 1:37 is my favorite seal-person of all time. And we've got a straight-up PeeWee Herman at 2:08. And one of them sounds like Steve Carrell in The 40 Year Old Virgin » 3/11/13 11:30pm 3/11/13 11:30pm

On Calling Women 'Crazy'

This may shock you, but a 30-something single man recently had a run-in with a chick who was, like, really crazy, brah. This woman, whom he helpfully nicknames "Crazy D," because her name starts with a "D" and she is totally crazy, did a number of crazy things. First, she texted him. When he texted her back, sometimes she… » 4/23/12 12:15pm 4/23/12 12:15pm

Chronicle Of 17th Century Witch Trial Put Online

A team of dedicated researchers at the University of Manchester spent two weeks photographing a recovered notebook documenting a 1645 trial for witchcraft, so that the world may know of the evil witch who "confessed to sleeping with the devil when she was tortured." It is unknown whether or not "devil" means any man who… » 3/05/11 3:43pm 3/05/11 3:43pm

Dancing With The Stars: Cloris Leachman Is Limber & Lovably Looney

Did you see 82-year-old Cloris Leachman interact with the judges on Dancing With The Stars » 9/23/08 6:00pm 9/23/08 6:00pm last night? How refreshing to see a woman be so brazen, bold, unpredictable and . And ! Leachman was all over the place: First she had one leg on the desk; then she was on her knees. She prompted one judge to quip, "Mind your…

John Mark Karr: Single Again • First Afghan Policewomen Join Force

Hey ladies! Self-professed (but not actual) Jon Benet murderer, famewhore extraordinaire, and total creep John Mark Karr is single again » 9/08/08 5:30pm 9/08/08 5:30pm. • Eva Mendes' role in continues the prevalent stereotype of Latina women as being not only hypersexualized but "" who are overly passionate and emotional, as well as violent. •…

Sometimes Explanations Make Things Worse

So you know how Gary Busey acted kind of wacky on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest last night? Busey and Seacrest spoke via telephone on Seacrest's show this morning, and Busey sort of tried to explain why he rushed Ryan and then attacked Jennifer Garner's neck. The audio file is pretty amazing, because even at 8:05… » 2/25/08 3:45pm 2/25/08 3:45pm