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    "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"

    Crap Email From A Crazy

    "Its Easy To See You Dont Have What It Takes To Cut It"
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/03/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    So, is it incest if she and her clone were to join in a threesome? I mean, they're not twins - they are the same person.


    Cool, I thought so.


    Let's see... Where is that General's website....

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Wait, did they just call ScarJo a Nazi clone?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Does this have anything to do with Original KFC because I'm confused?
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Well she does have a twin brother; that's kind of like being a clone.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Is Original Scarlett related to Austin Scarlett?
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    I meant to attach this.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Helmut K - original genetic material for Helmut Lang?
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    this reminds me of the best MST3K episode of all time: Parts: The Clonus Horror
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    In other news, I read in a science magazine about a brain disease where one becomes unable to recognize loved ones and is convinced that everyone around them has been replaced by clones or replicas and are in fact not the "original" people anymore. I can't remember what it was called, but it sounded fascinating and horrifying.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    I can't believe you guys are all making fun of me after I tried to warn you about these NAZI type disciplined clones!
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/02/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Wait til you hear about the Fascist clone factory in Italy. oy vey!
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    Image of sequined sequined
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    I was so, so excited that this was going to be public recognition that I look pretty similar to ScarJo and I was about to be outed as super hot. No such luck.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Is "The Island" coming out on Blu-ray today or something?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    This makes me think of one of my favorite songs by 80's group "Heart"


    Till now
    I always got by on my own
    I never really cared until I met you
    And now it chills me to the bone!
    How do I get to your clone?
    How do I get to your clone?

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    Image of sequined sequined
    12/02/08

    @morninggloria: Aw, my favorite song!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Dodai - this email was supposed to be private. I really don't appreciate this.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/02/08

    In reply to "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"
    Yeah... this is just like me. The real me is not damn sexy and is a very Good Girl. It's the clone whore version of me who drinks and screws. I like this approach.


    No, Mom, that's not me getting arrested in the cowsuit. it's my nasty slutty clone.

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/02/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Ha! "No mom, I don't have any tattoos, but my skanky clone is full of them. And diseases!"
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