Crap Email From A Crazy

The good news is that we actually read the e-mails you guys send in. The bad news? Sometimes we receive messages so twisted, angry and incoherent that they boggle the mind. But! Silver lining! Sometimes they're also unintentionally hilarious. Join us in a hearty chuckle, after the jump. Bonus points if you can figure… » 2/01/08 5:20pm 2/01/08 5:20pm

"Its Easy To See You Dont Have What It Takes To Cut It"

This afternoon we received an email from a person who was all riled up, we think, over Missdemeanors, and maybe some other stuff? Women in general? Lesbians? Small penises? In any case, this person accused us of "stepping on [her?] first amendment rigths[sic] a little" adding that we're "jealous" of a certain gossip site.… » 12/11/07 4:40pm 12/11/07 4:40pm