Investment Banker Proves Dating Is Getting Ever More Crappy

"Lauren" met "Mike" one night at the New York Philharmonic. Little is known about the exact nature of their interaction during their one date — though Lauren described it as "HORRIFIC" — but afterwards, Mike sent Lauren a 1605-word email reproach-cum-Jeremiad-cum-plea for a second date. It's now making the rounds,… » 12/07/11 4:35pm 12/07/11 4:35pm

Turn That Crap Text Into A Lovely Cross-Stitch

When Nik received a crap text about some dude's ex-girlfriend, she decided to cross-stitch it, resulting in this masterpiece. She writes, "Now I'm debating on whether to add an old-school border in a grandma-esque motif. Either way, it's getting mounted in a frame and hung on my apartment wall to remind me every day… » 7/20/11 5:35pm 7/20/11 5:35pm