Dance Studio Tells Customer to 'Leave Planet Earth' in Insane Crap Email

When a dissatisfied would-be customer emailed a Toronto dance studio to complain about a sexist item on its FAQ, she got one of the most insane (and poorly spelled) responses we've ever seen. Read on for the full email, and the company's eventual restitution. » 1/17/12 7:15pm 1/17/12 7:15pm

Investment Banker Proves Dating Is Getting Ever More Crappy

"Lauren" met "Mike" one night at the New York Philharmonic. Little is known about the exact nature of their interaction during their one date — though Lauren described it as "HORRIFIC" — but afterwards, Mike sent Lauren a 1605-word email reproach-cum-Jeremiad-cum-plea for a second date. It's now making the rounds,… » 12/07/11 4:35pm 12/07/11 4:35pm

Turn That Crap Text Into A Lovely Cross-Stitch

When Nik received a crap text about some dude's ex-girlfriend, she decided to cross-stitch it, resulting in this masterpiece. She writes, "Now I'm debating on whether to add an old-school border in a grandma-esque motif. Either way, it's getting mounted in a frame and hung on my apartment wall to remind me every day… » 7/20/11 5:35pm 7/20/11 5:35pm

Congresswoman Allegedly "Not A Lady"

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz criticized Florida Rep. Allen West's support for a budget plan that would cut Medicare. So he called her "vile, despicable" and "not a Lady." » 7/20/11 11:50am 7/20/11 11:50am

"You're A Sad Excuse For A Beard"

Emily was going away for the summer and needed a subletter for her New York City apartment. Ray answered her Craigslist posting and initially seemed like a good fit. But when he flaked on her, Emily found someone else. And that's when things took a turn for the...unprofessional. » 4/25/11 2:15pm 4/25/11 2:15pm

"What Would We Do Together Besides Mind-Blowing Sex?"

This Crap Email comes not from a reader, but rather SeattlePI, where one intrepid reporter is chronicling her adventures in the world of online dating. Unfortunately, one of these is more worst-nightmare — and results in a crappola missive of truly epic proportions. » 2/23/11 2:32pm 2/23/11 2:32pm

Crap Email From A Dude: "The Unsteady Seating Of Mirrors"

You date a guy for two months; it's okay. When he abruptly cuts off contact, after a week you send him a 3-line email ending things. Ah, but he has to have the last word. And what last words. » 1/11/11 4:00pm 1/11/11 4:00pm

Crap E-Mail From An American Apparel Lawyer

After we noted that American Apparel is still experiencing pretty serious problems, spokeslawyer Peter Schey wrote in to set us straight on some stuff. And to say that "Abercrombie and Finch" totally had to pay a much bigger immigration fine! » 10/08/10 7:30pm 10/08/10 7:30pm

Crap Email: "I Hope That All Of your JCrew Magazines Get Lost In The…

Because crap is equal opportunity, today we bring you an email onslaught by one "Linda," who was...very displeased with the business exchange she had with "Kate." Very displeased. We'll let her tell you. » 4/13/10 4:20pm 4/13/10 4:20pm