It’s a sad and sour realization, to know that you’ve aged and tattooed yourself out of your dream job, but that is the sad place many of us find ourselves today: we cannot be greeters at the National Rifle Association Expo in Lousville. Even if you’re not too old or too fat, you’re probably too odd for the job. Take a…
There’s someone for everyone, even those of you dreaming of fucking a man pretending to be Guy Fieri in an Oakland apartment that he’s redesigned to look like a diner.
We’ve all heard stories about friends of friends who have braved New York City’s steep real estate prices by living in a walk-in closet, or a 200-square-foot water tower, or a converted brick pizza oven. Last week, bartender Alana Reali came face-to-face with the depressing shit show that is the New York housing…
When Rep. Kevin McCarthy surprise announced that he would no longer seek to be Speaker of the House, Washington D.C. was rattled by a heaving sob made up of hundreds of little GOP congressmen running into their offices, slamming the door, huddling under their desks, and just letting their emotions go.
Via a tipster, we have occasion to look at a remarkable post from Asheville Craigslist, titled “Too much to ask? m4w.”
Reminder: Never agree to do anything for someone’s wedding if you’re not prepared to go all in. Sure, helping out sounds like a good idea when the wedding’s two years off and you’re sure the couple will break up before you have to do anything, but then you could end up like this guy: searching for a stand-in less than…
The economy sucks and the rent is too damn high, so if you're living in Tucker, Georgia a local photographer/lady into feet is offering prospective roomies a spacious room in exchange for some artistic (read:indirectly sexual) services.
With every promise of inclement weather comes a new batch of people just trying to feel something meaningful in this literal cold world. Here are their stories, links included when still available, in case someone strikes your fancy with their cries for sex under the guise that they will deliver you a very special,…
A mugger, a hero and a little old lady. Put those all together and what do you get? If you're in San Francisco, it's a formula for love. Even when the hero has to be carted away with a trauma blanket and tea. How can you not love a story with the line "Suck on this, Criminal!"?
Strong-chinned tech executive, John Goullet, is suing Craigslist after an anonymous poster took to the site to accuse him of being a serial cheater. The original post also asked readers to email Goullet's long-time girlfriend, Theresa Olguin, and provided the wardrobe stylist's email address.
Here's a charming little cottage in Austin, Texas that could be all yours, if you don't mind maybe putting up with some rowdy ghosts.
Ladies, are you looking for a place to crash in Los Angeles? A man with some pretty specific thoughts about how you could fit into his life has an exciting opportunity for you.
After reading this story of Craigslist Missed Connection shitshow courtesy of The New York Times, it might be hard to ever jokingly mock those ads again.
Craigslist. The gift that keeps on giving.
If you love reading wacky Craigslist ads and have ever thought how can I turn this hobby into a rewarding and lucrative career, then we have the answer to all your dreams.
Are you still stumped about what to get your favorite loved ones for Christmas? This Craigslist ad—possibly one of the greatest ever—has the perfect solution for you.
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! 'Tis the season to be jolly! And to post ads on Craigslist complaining about the crap your ex left behind when they dumped you.
Hey, the bride knows what she wants.
Romance. It can start in so many places, in so many different ways. A chance meeting at a favorite restaurant or coffee shop. A shared interest in a local civic project or organization. A casual glance across a crowded room. Or, perhaps, while your wife is in labor, you fall in love with the nurse delivering your baby.
The job market can be tough—there's no denying that. Everyone is looking for ways to make themselves a more attractive hire or develop skills that will lead to a higher salary. But those things generally require some sort of actual work and intelligence. Meanwhile, one man in Cleveland is willing to craft an elaborate…