Read The Year's 69 Silliest Sex-Related Cover Lines

The design website UnderConsideration has created an incredible interactive graphic featuring 69 real cover lines featured on magazines in 2010. You can filter by magazine or by various keywords, including "burning," "crazy," "STDs," "thong," and "vagina," to generate a new graphic. It's an incredibly useful tool for figuring… » 2/22/11 12:45am 2/22/11 12:45am

Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems

Good news, ladies: The November issue of Glamour features its much-ballyhooed plus-sized photoshoot, meaning that being bigger than a sample size is finally acceptable (though readers' faces, wardrobes, and sex lives still need some work). » 10/29/09 1:00pm 10/29/09 1:00pm

Allure Fights Natural Aging Process, Prefers "Nice, Naive" Girls

Allure's editors have made a shocking discovery: Whether you're slim or overweight, at some point, your face will start looking older. This month, they tried to recapture their youth by giving a Disney star and self-proclaimed "nice girl" the cover. » 10/05/09 3:20pm 10/05/09 3:20pm

Allure: Mom's Nagging, Now Available In Convenient Magazine Format

Do you feel like your mother just doesn't critique your appearance enough? The September issue of Allure provides a rundown of her classic beauty nags so you can enrage yourself between her visits and phone calls. » 9/01/09 1:00pm 9/01/09 1:00pm

September Marie Claire : Eva Mendes Has A Fu—kin' Girlcrush

Oh goody, it's the September Marie Claire » 8/26/08 3:00pm 8/26/08 3:00pm featuring Eva Mendes. We learned a lot this month from the women's mag that is "more than just a pretty face." Like, did you know that Eva Mendes has a girlcrush on Annette Bening because the woman is not afraid to say the word "fuck"? Or that it's okay to read while sitting…

September Glamour: When It Comes To Blowjobs, Just Suck It Up

The cover of the new, September issue of Glamour » 8/18/08 3:00pm 8/18/08 3:00pm mentions sex three times. And, as usual, the articles leave us with much to be desired. (Thanks for the sexual position that will help us cope with small penises and thanks for the breaking news that men fantasize about threesomes foursomes! Plus: Don't like giving…

The June Vogue Is So Very Confusing (Kind Of Like SJP's Awful…

Why the long face, SJP? Perhaps you're confused, like us, about the pain-killer-induced art direction which resulted in your surprisingly unflattering visage on this month's cover? Maybe you can't quite follow your mise-en-abyme-filled profile where writer Plum Sykes totally just blurs the line between you, Carrie… » 5/21/08 3:40pm 5/21/08 3:40pm

Marie Claire's 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours

It's officially Summer in the world of women's magazines! Are you as excited as we are for the massive amount of "expert" advice on slimming down and toning up so that you can fit into the perfect $300 swimsuit for your body type? The June Marie Claire "Body Issue" helps us kick off the season with a feature on picking the … » 5/14/08 3:00pm 5/14/08 3:00pm

How Does Fergie Stay So Regular? Only Glamour Knows For Sure!

Fergie! Why hello dear, you've been on an awful lot of our magazine covers lately! Is it because, being a former meth-addicted derelict, you make for such a candid, forthcoming interview? No! You're keeping "private life private" as they say, and good for you, by which I mean fuck you...well wait, perhaps I'm being… » 4/16/08 4:40pm 4/16/08 4:40pm

Responding To 'Redbook''s Cover Lines

We decided to craft a little (and admittedly throwaway!) response to Redbook's diet-and-image obsessed July 2007 cover, in light of, well, our earlier post! Check it out after the jump. Have any of your own you want to share with us? Email us, or put 'em in the comments. » 7/16/07 5:40pm 7/16/07 5:40pm