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    Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines

    Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel

    Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems

    Allure: This November, Try A Diet Of Vinegar And Air

    Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake

    November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims

    Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices

    Marie Claire: Drew & Ellen Are Dating?

    October Vogue: The Breakfast Club

    Allure Fights Natural Aging Process, Prefers "Nice, Naive" Girls

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    Image of SBJ SBJ
    11/05/09

    In reply to Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines
    Dude, I *so* thought this was Mandy Moore it's not even funny. Whoa. #elle
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines
    Amelia Earhart is obviously editing Elle now. #elle
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines
    Renee Zellweger, Julianne Moore.

    Robin...Wright Penn? Zoe...Bell? Emily...Blunt? Julie...Andrews? If I have to guess, Elle, they might not be first name basis cover material, you know? #elle
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    11/04/09

    @hortense: Zoe Bell in Elle? I wish. She deserves to be much more famous and in way more movies than she is currently. #elle
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/04/09

    @hortense: They're obviously referring to Julie Christie. #elle
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    11/04/09

    @hortense: I also wish you wrote "Robin... Hood?" #elle
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines
    "Why you love guys who are bad for you...p 266."

    Maybe some publicist didn't think it was a good idea to have this drawn across Katie Holmes' arms. #elle
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    11/04/09

    @hortense: Alternative headlines included: "Why Scientologists Creep Other People Out" and "How To Drive Your Closeted and Slightly Insane Husband Wild In Bed!" #elle
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    11/04/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: Heyyyy now. Hold on a minute there--slightly insane? Just slightly? #elle
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    11/04/09

    @BetteD: An attempt at reaching a wider audience. Elle is always thinking about their whole readership. #elle
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    10/31/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    I've worked as a cleaning lady to make ends meet. If an employer barred me from using a tool that made my job easier in order to appease some retarded sense of environmental altruism, her toothbrush would get a couple of swishes in the toilet. #vogue
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    hoeing in Donna Karan wedges seems like a great way to twist an ankle

    I'll say. I'll stick to whoring in my rainbow flips flops thank you very much vogue! #vogue
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    Image of krismry krismry
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    The idea of working without pay on an organic farm is enough to give someone a brain cloud just thinking about it. Farmworkers don't have it bad enough already without Vogue do gooders taking their jobs? I need a drink. #vogue
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    10/30/09

    @krismry: I can recommend a good organic gin. #vogue
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    Image of gwenhwyfar gwenhwyfar
    10/30/09

    @krismry: To be fair, wwoofing is pretty popular among my demographic: broke college students looking for something to do during break. A lot of family farms (they're not entirely extinct yet) actually count on employing wwoofers during the summer. #vogue
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    10/31/09

    @gwenhwyfar: Yeah, my brother did this last summer on an organic farm a couple of hours outside of the city where we live. He actually did it partially in preparation for the Master's in environmental science that he's now pursuing. He worked for room and board and had the best summer of his whole life, and I think he may end up with an organic farm of his own one day. #vogue
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    10/31/09

    @krismry: I know a few enviro activists/college students without means who have wwoofed. It's not only for the rich. #vogue
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    10/31/09

    @yearofthewoman: Just to confirm what everyone else has been saying. Friends of mine have spent long summers travelling around France one farm at a time via the wwoofing network. You get to live a lifestyle and in a place that most 'tourists' never get to see, receive bed and board in exchange for your work. So while it doesn't pay anything, it doesn't cost anything, and you can have a virtually free trip. #vogue
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    Image of krismry krismry
    10/31/09

    @krismry: i'm glad to know this idea doesn't take away jobs from anyone and works out well for everyone. thanks for clarifications! #vogue
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    Image of Mymyalibi Mymyalibi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a clueless entitled privilegess to reduce her carbon emissions. #vogue
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    I interviewed Robert Swan Tuesday - the author of Antartica 2041 - and he told me we should be calling our utility providers and insisting that our power come from green sources. I had NO idea this was even possible. He did say it c/would cost a bit more - my mother said she was going to do so immediately - need to check and find out if it is indeed an option. #vogue
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    10/30/09

    @sybann: I know it is in New York; ConEd offers wind power. It costs almost twice as much, last time I checked. #vogue
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    I'm looking forward to reading Sally Singer's maid's article in Scullery Weekly called "How to Nod and Smile at the Missus, Then Use the Mop That Works Best When She's Out Shopping for More Environmental Fuckery" by Diane Smith a.k.a. Whatsherface the Puerto Rican or Something #vogue
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    Image of funzette funzette
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    "Environmentalism isn't the only cause Singer champions. After educating her cleaning lady on the t-shirt mop's benefits, she quickly slipped into vintage Oscar De La Renta and sped off on her bike to chair the annual Graft vs. Host Benefit Gala, held at the Waldorf Astoria."
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    10/30/09

    @funzette: I heard it was a benefit for the wetlands. She wants to raise money to dry them. #vogue
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    Image of Maggita Maggita
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    Feel Unnecessarily guilty about all that expendable income you're not using to save the planet? Too worn out from your last Vacation in St. Tropez to attend that charity for global warming?

    Introducing the all new line of Green products for the discerning millionaire!
    Yacht cleaner! Still polishes to a high sheen, but now it doesn't kill dolphins!
    Low emissions sheets for your maids! They're hand-woven in Bolivia by blind victims of domestic violence! But don't worry, you don't have to subject yourself to such a low thread count!
    All-natural bamboo fans, so you don't have to crank up the air conditioning! Just round up ten servants and get them going!

    All these products and more included in our new luxe catalogue GAG, Green products Are Good!
    Only $1,200 per issue. Printed on paper that will be recycled after you buy it, just don't forget to have your maid put it in the recycle bin! #vogue
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    This issue just takes the cake. I cannot even begin to comment on all the nonsense that has been pointed here and elsewhere about this issue.
    I flipped through it in line at BN last night and my son thought I was having a stroke. #vogue
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    The Chelsea, you say? Is Sally Singer the woman with the unmade bed? #vogue
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel
    How efficient of Singer to also spew crap out of her mouth and use one less hole. #vogue
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