Shit, Cosmo Says on New Cover

The trend of women's magazines using curse words on their covers continues: Cosmopolitan's January cover screams "52 HOLY SH@*!T SEX MOVES: Let the Games Begin!" » 1/21/14 2:40pm 1/21/14 2:40pm

Sarah Palin Declares She Can Win on Newsweek Cover

Next week's Newsweek cover features a smug-looking workout clothes-clad Sarah Palin standing majestically in front of the empty skies that represent her qualifications for President. » 7/10/11 3:33pm 7/10/11 3:33pm

Megan Fox Hates Everything In Allure

The June issue of Allure is all about you, dear reader. You, and the self-diagnosed OCD sufferer, mommy-figure, nerdy girl, and contradiction-in-every-possible-term sexyface expert Megan Fox. And if that isn't enticing enough, Eli Roth reveals his beauty secrets. The horror! » 6/01/10 12:30pm 6/01/10 12:30pm

June Vogue: Escape From Wintour Island

It's summer, which means Vogue has launched their annual "escape" issue. What, you didn't know that June was all about fleeing the scene, peeing in your wetsuit, and choosing your own desert adventure? » 5/27/10 2:30pm 5/27/10 2:30pm

Marie Claire: Stale SATC Quotes & Fat-Freezing

The June 2010 issue of Marie Claire edges into Tiger Beat territory with a special fold-out of the Sex And The City ladies looking sassy and Photoshop-fit. A little less fun? » 5/26/10 12:40pm 5/26/10 12:40pm

Cosmo: "Sex-Rays" & MRI Machine Love Making

Cosmo editors often recommend sexual activities that could send a person to the hospital, and now we know why. The June issue reveals they've been harboring a sick fantasy: Having hospital sex... with Dr. James Van Der Beek. » 5/24/10 1:00pm 5/24/10 1:00pm

May Allure: Why You Should Wear Makeup In Prison

This month in Allure, a writer describes how being incarcerated taught her some life lessons — about the importance of makeup! Meanwhile, the editors explain the key to looking good naked is to lose weight and get more beauty treatments. » 4/30/10 2:00pm 4/30/10 2:00pm

May Glamour: For A Flatter Belly, Cut Back On Breathing

According to May's Glamour, you're "irresistible" to your guy when you blow him while watching TV — just don't swallow, or you might lose that flat belly. » 4/28/10 1:00pm 4/28/10 1:00pm

Cosmo: Buy Your Boyfriend Lucky Underwear, And Other Bad Romance Tips

It seems this month Cosmo's editors were on a mission to out-weird Lady Gaga by forcing her into a matronly girdle and beige bra and coming up with even more freakish relationship tips than usual. » 3/31/10 1:00pm 3/31/10 1:00pm

April Glamour: Real Men Don't Say "Fun Bits"

Spring is in the air, which means it's time for Glamour to "interview" "guys" about "sex." Here's what the ladymag's sample of really real dudes really said about porn and "fun bits." » 3/29/10 1:00pm 3/29/10 1:00pm

September Issue Reveals The Vogue Cover Lies Creative Process

This clip from the September Issue's DVD bonus footage perhaps explains why Vogue cover lies are always so, well, daft. They're made up by a bunch of women who sit around, tossing out cliché after cliché, until something sticks. » 2/24/10 10:00am 2/24/10 10:00am

Allure Readers Still Wonder What "Chicken Of The Sea" Is

In the March issue of Allure, Jessica Simpson reveals filming her docuseries The Price of Beauty has given her more confidence. Allure's editors are confident too... that their readers are idiots. » 2/23/10 1:40pm 2/23/10 1:40pm

So Cute! Glamour Gives Posh A Glamectomy

Ladymag celebrity profiles usually take one of two routes: either the star is so amazing that no one could ever approximate her greatness, or she is just like you and me. Least plausible entry in the latter category: Victoria Beckham. » 2/22/10 2:00pm 2/22/10 2:00pm

Glamour Pees On Motorcycle, Tells You It's Raining

Glamour editors must think their readers are pretty dumb. From how to wash your face to what men are thinking, we didn't learn anything new this month. Well, except when it's appropriate to pee on your man's motorcycle. » 1/28/10 1:00pm 1/28/10 1:00pm

Vogue: Jessica Biel Makes Us Feel Good About Ourselves

In an odd reversal of its usual aspirational bent, February Vogue has chosen to present cover girl Jessica Biel in the least flattering light possible, surely to increase reader self-esteem. » 1/26/10 1:40pm 1/26/10 1:40pm

Tina Fey To Get The Vogue Treatment

Vogue will feature Tina Fey on a spring cover. Let us now pray, obviously in vain, that they will not get Mario Testino to shoot Fey in a gently lit forest glade, before Photoshopping the life out of her. [WWD] » 1/26/10 1:30pm 1/26/10 1:30pm

February Marie Claire Reveals Secret Horror Known As "Aging"

There's a lot of scary shit in this month's Marie Claire, like an enormous blood-red flower blossoming from a pair of panties, or a dress that looks like sweetbreads. But most terrifying of all is the magazine's new discovery: aging. » 1/20/10 2:20pm 1/20/10 2:20pm

Cosmo: Rules (And Balls) Are Made To Be Broken

Have you and your man ever enjoyed a vegetarian meal or shopped together? According to Cosmo, you might as well cut off his balls. The only way to save your relationship: Dunk his testicles in sparkling water. » 1/18/10 3:40pm 1/18/10 3:40pm