Miley Covers The Beatles With The Flaming Lips And It's Kinda Perfect

Miley can't stop, won't stop doing covers and I can't stop, won't stop posting them. Especially when they're actually good! For her latest cover, Miley joined forces with The Flaming Lips (and joined forces is a good way to describe it since they look like some kind of strange sex superheroes) to perform "Lucy in the… »5/17/14 1:35pm5/17/14 1:35pm

Italy’s Vanity Fair Cover Story Is All About How Handsome the Pope’s Secretary Is

The beautiful mug of the most handsome Jesus wizard in the Vatican, Georg Ganswein, has graced the cover of Italy's Vanity Fair, proof either that the Catholic Church is trying to glamour Italians into becoming more religious, or that good-looking people really do have a professional leg-up on the rest of us uggos. »1/17/13 1:15pm1/17/13 1:15pm

Newsweek Recycles Porny Stock Image Photo for This Week’s Cover

Does Newsweek's indecent asparagus cover photo seem a little familiar to you? If so, it means that you either have something to share with all of us about your relationship with asparagus, or you recognize this picture of two slimy asparagus spears dangling over the sexualized maw of a hungry and anonymous woman from… »8/07/12 9:15pm8/07/12 9:15pm

Jenny McCarthy Playboy Backlash Toes Line Between Assertions Of Ageism (Good) And MILF-Shaming (Bad)

So that Jenny McCarthy "39 and SHE'S STILL GOT IT!!!11" Playboy spread released this month has been getting a lot of play since the new issue hit the stands. On the cover, she wears fingerless black fishnet gloves and little else. To the lower left hand corner, incongruously, is the smaller story "A Night In Paris… »6/30/12 3:00pm6/30/12 3:00pm

David Beckham Is the First Man to Make the Cover of British Elle

A shirtless and soaking wet David Beckham appears on the cover of British Elle. As promised, Beckham is the first man to score a solo cover of the women's magazine — ever. Inside, the soccer star says such insightful things as, "How would I sum myself up? I don't know, I prefer other people to do that. Erm, a little… »5/29/12 12:10pm5/29/12 12:10pm

We See London, We See France, We See Kate Upton's Vulva, Practically.

The cover of this year's famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has leaked, and it is, well, revealing. Model Kate Upton is showing a great deal of sideboob, but more worrisome is what's happening down below. Isn't that suit—it's really more of an eyepatch, actually—so disturbingly small and low that some of her… »2/13/12 9:00pm2/13/12 9:00pm